in the last 24 hours I got a butt plug stuck up my arse and lost it, went to a&e where it turned sideways and needed emergency surgery to remove it, all while leaving the fella who was with me alone back in mine thinkin ahh I’ll be back from a&e in an hour and I’m still here :)

also was our first time meeting xoxoxoxo

and then after the surgery they gave me back the plug gift wrapped w my name on it :)

and now havin a sleepover in the hospital cause of my fat juicy ass x

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