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Detailed comparison of Higuain and Hazard’s fatness (In their Prime)
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A Thread
-Face
Higuain: 6/10
Hazard: 8/10
Higuain’s face is too skinny for his type of body composition. But on the other hand, Hazard’s face does indeed pop up. Those curvy and adorable cheeks give him the advantage against Higuain. Hazard gets the early lead
Higuain: 6/10
Hazard: 8/10
Higuain’s face is too skinny for his type of body composition. But on the other hand, Hazard’s face does indeed pop up. Those curvy and adorable cheeks give him the advantage against Higuain. Hazard gets the early lead
-Thighs
Higuain: 9/10
Hazard: 7/10
In comparison, I believe that Higuain is the clear winner here. Despite both of them having humongous legs, Hazard’s thighs doesnt stand a chance against Higuain’s thick, enormous legs. Higuain gets his first win.
Higuain: 9/10
Hazard: 7/10
In comparison, I believe that Higuain is the clear winner here. Despite both of them having humongous legs, Hazard’s thighs doesnt stand a chance against Higuain’s thick, enormous legs. Higuain gets his first win.
-Thickness
Higuain: 7/10
Hazard: 9/10
As seen here, there is a bit of cake that pops up in Higuain’s bottom. However, Hazard’s curves is unmatched as a huge amount of mass is shown here. Hazard wipes the floor in this one. And i don’t mean in the toilet.
Higuain: 7/10
Hazard: 9/10
As seen here, there is a bit of cake that pops up in Higuain’s bottom. However, Hazard’s curves is unmatched as a huge amount of mass is shown here. Hazard wipes the floor in this one. And i don’t mean in the toilet.
-Belly
Higuain: 9/10
Hazard: 10/10
I believe this to be a very close one, with both Higuain and Hazard having a phenomenal belly. But i think that Hazard edges this one with a perfect 10. Higuain for me does have a lot of mass, but Hazard’s big fat body does the job.
Higuain: 9/10
Hazard: 10/10
I believe this to be a very close one, with both Higuain and Hazard having a phenomenal belly. But i think that Hazard edges this one with a perfect 10. Higuain for me does have a lot of mass, but Hazard’s big fat body does the job.
-Conclusion
Higuain: 31/40
Hazard: 34/40
Hazard gets the win and is completely the fattest fuck in top tier football. He did so by being consistent in all departments shown in this thread. Chubby face, thick bottom, huge legs, and perfect belly puts him ahead of Higuain.
Higuain: 31/40
Hazard: 34/40
Hazard gets the win and is completely the fattest fuck in top tier football. He did so by being consistent in all departments shown in this thread. Chubby face, thick bottom, huge legs, and perfect belly puts him ahead of Higuain.
-Addition
Despite Hazard winning, I could never forget the great consistency Higuain has shown over the years. His great physique shows that he has been the man off the pitch week after week. However, Hazard in his prime has to be considered one of the GOATS of our generation.
Despite Hazard winning, I could never forget the great consistency Higuain has shown over the years. His great physique shows that he has been the man off the pitch week after week. However, Hazard in his prime has to be considered one of the GOATS of our generation.
