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The "ooh look they fucked my season" or "this is why I'm crap" edition
Absolutely sick of this shite. May pain is your gain.
Let's get this over with.
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The "ooh look they fucked my season" or "this is why I'm crap" edition
Absolutely sick of this shite. May pain is your gain.
Let's get this over with.
MARTINEZ β 5.4 β AVL
Look at this puffed-up pectoral prick tease. I mean seriously, his chest looks like heβs wearing the fucking bat suit underneath his jersey
The guy is behind a defence that concedes shots for fun and has fucking magnets for hands. That is fucking cheating.
Look at this puffed-up pectoral prick tease. I mean seriously, his chest looks like heβs wearing the fucking bat suit underneath his jersey
The guy is behind a defence that concedes shots for fun and has fucking magnets for hands. That is fucking cheating.
DIAS β 6.2 β MCI
Finally bloody rested this week and look what happens? Wonβt make that mistake again will you Pep you bald fraud. What a player. What an absolute fucking player
Have I owned him?
Not onceβ¦ who needs him when youβve built your defence around fucking Nolonso
Finally bloody rested this week and look what happens? Wonβt make that mistake again will you Pep you bald fraud. What a player. What an absolute fucking player
Have I owned him?
Not onceβ¦ who needs him when youβve built your defence around fucking Nolonso
SHAW β 5.3 β MUN
Never owned because he plays for my club and we defend like blind rabbits most of the time. Also does anyone commit more cynical hacks on the break in the history of football?
Pure shithouser. Legend. Now apparently fucking Cafu going forward.
Never owned because he plays for my club and we defend like blind rabbits most of the time. Also does anyone commit more cynical hacks on the break in the history of football?
Pure shithouser. Legend. Now apparently fucking Cafu going forward.
CRESSWELL & COUFAL β 5.9/4.6 β WHU
Have owned both, always at the wrong times, because thatβs the real skill in FPL.
Nothing screams expected xA then when which random West Ham fucking fullback will turn into superman on any given day.
Colossal fuck titans of skullduggery.
Have owned both, always at the wrong times, because thatβs the real skill in FPL.
Nothing screams expected xA then when which random West Ham fucking fullback will turn into superman on any given day.
Colossal fuck titans of skullduggery.
TAYLOR β 4.4 β BUR
Bought because Lucy
turns him into Maldini then he gets fucking injured before a double. Great.
Then @FPLviKing_ inexplicably still keeps him, plays him and then he gets benched for no fucking reason so DALLAS CAN COME OF HIS BENCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME MATE
Bought because Lucy
turns him into Maldini then he gets fucking injured before a double. Great. Then @FPLviKing_ inexplicably still keeps him, plays him and then he gets benched for no fucking reason so DALLAS CAN COME OF HIS BENCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME MATE
SOUCEK β 5.3 β WHU
Of course Iβve never owned. Why would I own someone who cost 5m, plays for a set piece masturbation team and is better with his head than a MegaBison? That would be stupid.
No wait. Iβm the stupid one. Itβs me. Itβs always fucking me.
Except when itβs Elf.
Of course Iβve never owned. Why would I own someone who cost 5m, plays for a set piece masturbation team and is better with his head than a MegaBison? That would be stupid.
No wait. Iβm the stupid one. Itβs me. Itβs always fucking me.
Except when itβs Elf.
SON β 9.4 β TOT
Here he is look, Mr blank when I own him and Iβll randomly smash in 4 goals from a 100% conversion rate when I donβt.
He wonβt score against Utd again though, certainly not now heβs on the floor dead oh wait heβs magically recovered and scored like a wizard.
Here he is look, Mr blank when I own him and Iβll randomly smash in 4 goals from a 100% conversion rate when I donβt.
He wonβt score against Utd again though, certainly not now heβs on the floor dead oh wait heβs magically recovered and scored like a wizard.
STERLING β 11.3 β MCI
Jack Grealish is in better form and heβs been injured for the past 2 months. An absolute steaming pile of faeces, a total shower of sullage, a colossal implosion of inadequacy.
Thank fuck I avoided him this week unlike the #expertwankers.
Toilet.
Jack Grealish is in better form and heβs been injured for the past 2 months. An absolute steaming pile of faeces, a total shower of sullage, a colossal implosion of inadequacy.
Thank fuck I avoided him this week unlike the #expertwankers.
Toilet.
LOOKMAN β 5.0 β FUL
The anti Jesse Lingard. The mother of all expected goals means nothing prodigal sons.
He plays for Fulham, of course heβs going to be shit. He couldnβt even reach the fucking goal with a penalty you wankers.
Why was he in my team for TEN BLOODY WEEKS.
The anti Jesse Lingard. The mother of all expected goals means nothing prodigal sons.
He plays for Fulham, of course heβs going to be shit. He couldnβt even reach the fucking goal with a penalty you wankers.
Why was he in my team for TEN BLOODY WEEKS.
GUNDO-GUN β 5.9 β MCI
Obviously I didnβt own him for a 6-game stretch where he became Diego Maradona. No wait thatβs not true, I owned him for the ONE BLANK in that period.
He scored 64 points in FIVE games around it. What the hell mate?
Just fuck me gently, please. Be quick.
Obviously I didnβt own him for a 6-game stretch where he became Diego Maradona. No wait thatβs not true, I owned him for the ONE BLANK in that period.
He scored 64 points in FIVE games around it. What the hell mate?
Just fuck me gently, please. Be quick.
DCL β 7.6 β EVE
Heβs not good enough. He has two left feet. Heβs rubbish, heβs terrible, Iβd rather have Che Adams and a copy of fucking trainspotting.
Whatβs that, heβs scored 7 goals in his first 6 games?
I will never ever forget this evil. But my god, Iβll keep trying.
Heβs not good enough. He has two left feet. Heβs rubbish, heβs terrible, Iβd rather have Che Adams and a copy of fucking trainspotting.
Whatβs that, heβs scored 7 goals in his first 6 games?
I will never ever forget this evil. But my god, Iβll keep trying.
Wait what the game week isn't over? Calvert-Lewin hasn't even fucking played yet?
But half of twitter are posting their scores and green arrows like the world's biggest cock off?
Bloody hell. What next. People announcing they're quitting the gam... oh for fucks sake
HM out.
But half of twitter are posting their scores and green arrows like the world's biggest cock off?
Bloody hell. What next. People announcing they're quitting the gam... oh for fucks sake
HM out.
