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Ladies & gentlemen welcome to my social media experiment. I shall now send one tweet in two different styles: one as how @davidschneider might do it, the other in my own inimitable way, that usually gets between 0 and 1 RT:
Tweet A:

“Behave responsibly" says PM who attends parties thrown by KGB agents, takes political advice from a white-supremacist, writes lies on the side of a bus and uses public funds to take his secret girlfriend on international trade missions. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56710858
Tweet B:

The PM says “behave responsibly” and adds:

1. Do not set fire to your trousers.

2. Do not associate with flamboyantly dressed pimps.

3. Try not to eat freshly laid dog turd. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56710858
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