My wife went for a run today. A man started to jog alongside her and tried to talk to her. It’s not the first time.

She just wrote this, and I’m sharing with her permission.

Just so we’re clear guys. Times that it’s ok to approach a woman whilst she‘s out jogging:

1) She has just dropped something.

2) She is about to run into an open sewer.

3) She is on fire.

4) Literally no other time. That’s it.

It would be funny if it weren’t so depressingly predictable. Clicked on the profile of one of the reply guys on this thread.

Oh. What do you know. Two tweets in and he’s begging porn stars to message him and send nudes.