Blimey if you all love Line of Duty so much, why don't you marry it?

This is a joke BTW. G'morning

Wrote this on Facebook and I now have a really long DM from someone saying why I should watch it and how much she loves it.

Fucking hell FB, alright, alright, I will watch it, jeeeez!!!

I am not going to be traumatised by it like Spooks when poor Helen ended up in the deep fat fryer two episodes in am I?

Will put my Grey’s Anatomy rewatch on a hiatus and watch Line of Duty from the beginning. Hopefully I will get left alone then. Apparently the first series was filmed in Brum right outside our offices. Commmmpletely passed me by

Right, am going in. Series 1, episode 1.

Ok I am massively invested in this......

How did this pass me by?! I am yelling things every five minutes like “oooh that’s the Queensway! I work there!”, “I’ve been in that pub!”, “Eeeek that’s the Superdrug on New Street! I used to buy my Heather Shimmer and Tribe from there when everyone else used to shoplift it”.

The fire station where all the action happens? It’s right opposite my office. Fire station is now very posh student halls.

We watched all of series 1 yesterday! Blimey it is good.
Now in series 2 and I am chuffed, it has Keeley Hawes, Liz White AND Jessica Raine in it!!

Oh holy fuck, poor old Georgia Trotman.

Still not as bad as Helen from Spooks mind

Keeley’s also twatted the mum from Derry Girls one with a wine bottle.

I’m now on series 3 episode 1.

Is it a pre cursor that if you make a cop drama, you MUST reserve a role for Daniel Mays?

(Am not complaining, I think he’s ace)

Oh. He’s not in it anymore

Watching series 3 episode 4, seriously Steve needs to stop sleeping with coppers and/or witnesses.

Honestly the same people on Facebook who have banged on and on about how I should watch this programme, but I have to watch from the beginning are now on at me about where I am with it & are DMing me asking if I have got to such and such bit. Fuck sake! Leave me be!!

I am now on series 5 episode 3 of Line of Duty.

I love the way that they always get threatened with “working traffic for the rest of your career” yet I am five series’ in now and every case has been cracked by......traffic cams.

Also the biggest mystery of every series for me has been why won’t Ted have any sauce on any food? Every time there’s a restaurant scene, he’s like “AND NO SAUCE!” to the waiting staff.

We’ve finished series 5! Now on to 6!

I’m on series 6 now. Steve needs to be on Gabapentin or Pregabalin, if he’s got nerve damage, the silly billy. Ibuprofen and codiene will do fuck all.

Steve ffs mun. Coppers, witnesses and now copper’s widows. Can you not find yourself a nice teacher or...or...erm...a dry cleaner or summat?

I HAVE CAUGHT UP WITH LOD LADS!!!

Managed all six series in a fortnight.

I think this warrants some sort of award.