A couple was invited to a masked costume Easter party. D wife got a terrible headache and told her husband 2go2 d party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going 2take some aspirin and go2 bed. So he took his Batman costume (mask).

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have fun by watching her husband to see how he acted.

So she joined the party, soon spotted her husband enjoying himself on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he cuddled, occasionally giving a little kiss here and there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, his husband left his new partner devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After some more drinking he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had quick sex in the back seat. She went home and put her costume (mask) away, got into bed.....

....wondering wat kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked wat kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. you know I never have a good time when you're not there.

Then she asked, "Did you dance much? "He replied, "I tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went in2 d spare room and played darts all evening.

"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing darts all night!" She said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume 2 your Dad who seemed to have had a jolly good time on d dance floor."

I am told that he was seen by Frank taking a prostitute in a Goldilocks outfit out for a few minutes. Don't ask me what they did; you know your dad still wants to behave like a kid.