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Phil has gone to work today in the big city.
I’m perfectly fine.
But Darcy isn’t doing well. It’s simply too much for any dog to live through.
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I’m perfectly fine.
But Darcy isn’t doing well. It’s simply too much for any dog to live through.
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A dog like Mr Darcy has strong opinions about his favourite Phil.
Like the time dinner was late but the lovin’ came easy...(pardon the giant front & centre butthole)
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Like the time dinner was late but the lovin’ came easy...(pardon the giant front & centre butthole)
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The times when a poodle couldn’t handle rejection from his favourite cat & needed that tender loving care only a bald man can give....
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And the other times where a dog needs his man like a fish needs a motorbike to hold his paw.
Personally, I think Mr Darcy does a better Colin Firth than Colin Firth does.
And everyone loves a fish called Colin.
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Personally, I think Mr Darcy does a better Colin Firth than Colin Firth does.
And everyone loves a fish called Colin.
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Mr Darcy is spending the long, long alone time without Phil today going over memories that were made in 1980’s power ballads like ‘The Glory of Love’.
That time we decided to throw out the sofa ‘cos the happiness meant a certain dog weed himself....(while wearing a bow tie).
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That time we decided to throw out the sofa ‘cos the happiness meant a certain dog weed himself....(while wearing a bow tie).
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The art of arranging yourself on a sofa that’s too small but always big enough for the kind of love that says, “upside down personal boundary setting happens tomorrow.”
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Today is a day for existential questions from the worlds most faithful dog.
Why did Phil go?
Was it because I didn’t communicate enough?
Was the lovin’ & kissin’ & missing unclear?
And now,....could it be too late???
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Why did Phil go?
Was it because I didn’t communicate enough?
Was the lovin’ & kissin’ & missing unclear?
And now,....could it be too late???
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Mr Darcy is feeling a tad insecure.
Yes, he opened the toilet door by himself.
Yes, we did discuss his potential as a centrefold at one point, but Phil said no.
Yes, Mr Darcy loves Phil as much as raw egg with a sardine chaser popsicle in summer.
Until now.
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Yes, he opened the toilet door by himself.
Yes, we did discuss his potential as a centrefold at one point, but Phil said no.
Yes, Mr Darcy loves Phil as much as raw egg with a sardine chaser popsicle in summer.
Until now.
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It’s a sad, sad day.
Mr Darcy would like everyone to know that he condemns this behaviour by Phil.
He would like an apology.
Ham on a cheese biscuit.
And lots of grovelling.
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Mr Darcy would like everyone to know that he condemns this behaviour by Phil.
He would like an apology.
Ham on a cheese biscuit.
And lots of grovelling.
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