1. Live reacting to trash propaganda outlet NBC and “hoax for hire” psyops shop Bellingfraud’s “epic collaboration” investigating 1/6.

I’m watching it so you don’t have to:
I’m surprised they are doing tampon commercials in the run-up, I can’t imagine anyone watching this is pre-menopausal
"For more than 4 hours they ruled the capital” sometimes you forget this entire nonsense is based on less than a full afternoon
zero security...how convenient
They said it was the biggest threat to democracy since the civil war. $25,000 in property damage and no one killed except Ashley Babbit, a Trump supporter
I guess an *actual bombing of the Capitol* doesn't make Bellingfraud's list of "threats to democracy"
6. Where is that toxicology report, by the way? It's been over 3 months. NBC, Bellingcat, you guys on that case? Come on work that OPEN SOURCE magic baby!!

Where are my OSINT cocktail waitresses? W00T!!!
7. By the way this entire production is low-rent trash. Goofy narrator. Compensating lack of facts with weird Zombie movie horror soundtrack
9. These commercials are for pet hair removal and people with terrible credit. Tells you something about MSNBC's audience.
10. The music literally never stops this weird low drone horror movie sustain. It's like a first-year pianist leaving his foot on the sustain pedal too long
11. We're like 10 minutes in and I've learned nothing except how much better random Internet trolls are at content than bloated network try-hards
12. If this is the same level of effort that went into breaking the "Poison Ball Sweat narrative," I can see why the White House and State Department haven't formally recognized Bellingfraud's scoop there either
13. There's more scoops and newsworthy content during the commercials than during the actual segments
14. No wonder they have to censor the Internet
"police are doing nothing to stop us" ---makes you think

FYI Capitol Police are not subject to FOIA requests ---
A trans former soldier...can't make this shit up

Just another day in the Globalist American Empire
20. Military stack... Oathkeepers... hmmm... suddenly the visuals got a lot brighter. Is it glowing in here?
22. What NBC and Bellingcat AREN'T telling you is that there are a whoooole lot of "unindicted co-conspirators" in those Oathkeeper charging documents.

Is it glowing in here?
23. The producers have a weird habit of turning up the bad techno song during the "audio leaks" they're debuting.

I think the technical term for this is "compensation"
24. trying to pass laptop to Russian intelligence--- perhaps it contains the chemical blueprint for ball sweat activated poison
25. More cat commercials---perhaps for when you age out of OSINT cocktail waitress viability
26.

Oh hahahha is the big scoop of this investigation the presence of a random 20-something girl being inside the building?

Here she is, folks: "The greatest threat to America's democracy" since the Civil War."
27.

They're not even saying she attacked anyone. She was just physically... there? We're like 30 minutes in folks. Is this the dull, redundant feeling people get when they run the NYC Marathon?
28.

Ted Cruz literally endured more harassment in a random restaurant than any member of Congress did on 1/6
29.

Ashli Babbitt, eh? You really want to go there, Bellingcat?
30.

"Ashli Babbit's death was the beginning of the end of the insurrection."

Bellingcat literally saying they ended the "insurrection" by murdering Ashli Babbitt
31.

Unarmed protester. No warning shots. Lethal use of force. From people who want to both get rid of guns AND police.
Is that Sinbad?
32.

If any other country did to its own citizens what ours did to Ashli Babbitt, it would be "Brutal Regime Cracks Down On Pro-Democracy Protesters"
33.

Okay it looks like the entire rest of this low-rent snoozefest is going to be random people speculating on protesters' intent. Since there was such little serious violence, their new line is "Yeah but there WOULD have been if we didn't shoot Ashli Babbitt!"
34.

That's a wrap folks. You now have it from Bellingcat: the entire "threat to democracy" from 1/6 was not from events that actually happened, but from hypothetical events that *never* actually happened.

FINIS
35.

Incredible and totally worth it. Thank your own-goal scoring JV squad propagandists for this absolute gem.
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