Doing a bit of investigating theough articles on the Telegraph and I’m now going to do a thread of stupid/racist/crazy shit i find:

1) Meghan having a home birth after her just being pregnant would ‘further upstage her sister in law’...
2) Allison Peterson has a strange/racist/creepy gynaecologist?¿
3) ‘Woke’ (dog whistle) baby showers exist?¿
4) ‘inviting admirers to donate to charity in lieu of wedding gifts’ means you’re a ‘woke princess’?¿
5) These are the men that usually look up Royal pum-pums, but they didn’t see up Meghan’s? 😂
6) Camilla Tominey INSISTS she isn’t a stalker! (but later evidence points otherwise)
7) They should just leave! 😤 Camilla Tominey says of the couple (not thinking they would 😬)
8) So they DO know what the George V naming convention is and how it has been changed to suit other royal cousins.
^ article: ‘How the royal PR machine's treatment of both public and press left us all lost for words’ 7 MAY 2019 • 9:12PM - Camilla Tominey
Sarah Latham has Savannah Guthrie’s phone number?
Lies about Frogmore Cottage’s interior contents 😴
‘It was the moment he had waited for his whole life’ - it wasn’t
Prince William’s nickname for Kate Middleton was ‘babykins’... 🤢His hobbies include ‘impersonating women’s voices’ 🤔?..
The Windsors use WhatsApp messenger instead of text because of phone hacking by News of the World royal editor Clive Goodman
The rest of the family found out about Archie‘s birth through WhatsApp
Prince William loveess Rupert Murdoch, Viscount Rothmere and the Barclay brothers and likes to deep-throat their c*cks daily? Harry does not. ☺️
It was their then press secretary Miguel Head who wrote the NOV 2016 ‘Meghan press’ statement, NOT Jason Knauf - unsurprising since the tone is very different.
God this bitch is bitter!
I know it hurt them when they just paid Frogmore off, it was always their favourite blackmailing tidbit 😢
It’s okay bby, just say you wish it was you. We all saw your ass climbing up the walls of Windsor trying to get a glimpse that day! 🙏
Every day I pray for another Rhiannon Mills Prince Harry moment 😩 hilarious as fuck bc they’re still crying about it!
Get over it luv tbh, it’s been a year now 🥱
‘ the American actress has turned her back on the blighty she briefly called ‘home’’ don’t know how to tell you this Camilla, but I doubt this ever felt like a ‘home’ being abused on a daily basis.
Harry desperately desperately wants to be his brothers lacky, it’s unthinkable how he wouldn’t want a life free of his torment - not.
The demons of Kensington and Clarence DO want to darken the doors of Montecito?
Both Prince William and the former jigsaw clothes folder want to come to America to steal the Sussex’s shine - lmao - but the Queen is still in charge of Royal trips so won’t allow them to expand their pettiness abroad?
Meghan wore a green dress to make Kate look frumpy (not just because she liked it) - Allison Pearson
Harry is going to one day wonder why he didn’t choose our borderline paedophilic-sexual obsession with him over the love of his life - Allison Pearson
‘Meghan’s exists just to offend me - she glowed and glistened on purpose just to make me rage’? - Allison Pearson
Allison Pearson desperately says she DOESN’T want to kidnap their son, whilst fantasying how to do so?
People of colour ‘ONLY water gardens and clean pools in Beverly Hills, 😤 so GO back to Africa!’ - Allison Pearson
‘Plain coloured walls are ONLY found in maids room, I should know!’ - Allison Pearson
‘When is he going to stop choosing this coloured woman over us! It’s getting a bit out of hand, is this normal 😰😰??’
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