I told a bootlicker that pizza delivery drivers have more dangerous jobs than cops so they asked me who I& #39;d rather call if my house was burglarized or my car stolen I gotta say I& #39;d much rather have a fresh-baked pizza pie after such a traumatic experience than have to answer

a bunch of intrusive, probing questions from a fascist who may or may not follow-up with me 6-18 months later to tell me they picked someone up trying to hawk my stereo and while he didn& #39;t have anything else of mine they& #39;re charging him with burglary and betting on a plea deal

and my stereo is being held as evidence but I might be able to get it back after the trial except the cop copied down my address wrong and after the property lock-up can& #39;t contact me they auction my boombox off for money to buy new guns with which that same cop uses to hold my

neighbor& #39;s son at gunpoint because he matched the description of someone and there had been a lot of burglaries in the area recently and now that kid has PTSD and the cop gets a promotion and the person caught with my stereo is serving time plus the pizza would get there faster