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Late night thoughts thread.
Surgery is hurting someone to make them heal faster
All mums are body builders
The voice in your head never needs to take a breath
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things
All mirrors are used
You canât stand on stairs backwards
When computers get hot they freeze
What if phobias are made from how you died in alternate dimensions
If a ginger man works at a bakery, is he the ginger bread man?
2 people can never go to each others funerals
Right now youâre making stories for your future kids
You couldâve walked past a missing person
Every broken clock is telling you what time it passed away
You have probably passed someone youâre going to meet in the future
Something is always touching you
The voice in your head has grown up with you
Swans are giraffe chickens
People who are bad at spelling probably have the most secure passwords
You never actually clean up a mess you just move it
As kids we love heroes but as we get older we start to understand the villains
Because of shoes a lot of places on earth have still never been touched by human flesh
If we are in a simulation and someone is pressing pause on our life we would never know
Itâs impossible to save a life you can only delay a death
Chargers are basically life support for electronics
The only way to know youâve fallen asleep is by waking up
If you didnât have childhood pictures youâd have no idea what you looked like as a child
It takes 4 wipes to know it only took 3
A random person might be thinking the exact same thing as you right now
A pizza is round, delivered in a square and cut into triangles
We own dogs for a short amount of time in our life but theyâve been with us basically their whole life
When you clean something you just make room for the dust that will come tomorrow
If youâre running away from something youâre chasing it the long way round
You eat pie and pizza from the center
One day you could be the last person alive in your group chat
Every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently
Parenting is like redoing your childhood in spectator mode
At some point an earthquake has caused someone to lose a game of Jenga
The first guy to give a dog chocolate mustâve been so devestated
Bad handwriting is just mumbling on paper
One day youâll buy a food item that has longer expiration date than your own
There are places in your house that youâve never touched
The artist that designed notes gets paid in their own work
Turning 2 is the only point in life where your age doubles
The job of an actor is to pretend theyâre not an actor
A goalkeepers goal in life is to have no goals
The person you care for the most has the potential to destroy you the most
Heavy rain must be a natural disaster for insects
One day youâll think about someone for the last time ever
Lead and read rhyme twice
You canât predict your next thought
Do normal dogs see police dogs and think âoh no itâs the policeâ
