Predicting now; I’m going to make an endeavor to hookup with a firefighter tn. Wish me luck. https://twitter.com/nayapapayax/status/1381366236135702531

Update: saw wedding bands on them. I’m leaving. Lumpys here I come. I know no married men are there.

Update 2: two of them came over and prayed with us and is now buying us shots

Update 3: they bought up “cheeseburger shots” (don’t knock it till you try it) and we’re learning about their life stories. That endeavor is still in the makings

Update 4: the bag is secured. Im gonna be a stay at home wife of a firefighter.

Update 5: they are going to south street so I guess that means we’re going to south street lol. (I MAY call out tomorrow...maybe late, we shall see)

Update number mf 6: this mf picked me tf up over his mf shoulder BY MY PUSSY and carried me outside the bar. It is officially official. I am the wife of a firefighter. Idk any of y’all