<< My Dad's *harsh* Opinion On Random Characters ; a thread >>

Baby Yoda :
A fucking booger with ears

Betsy Bucket :
She's totally a fucking serial killer
Like a cannibal serial killer.
BETSY BUCKET - HER NAME SAYS IT ALL
BETSY BODY PARTS BUCKET
even looks like that could be her fucking mugshot

Pepper :
*hysterical laughter*
Looks like if a squirrel was human
Or if you shaved a squirrels face

Jigsaw :
Can't say anything bad about my boy, Jigsaw

Art The Clown :
HEY I DONT LIKE THIS FUCKER
Punk Bitch
Looks like a meth head who tried to get a job as a clown if all he had was ashes from cigarette butts to paint himself

Bette and Dot Tattler :
You know what they say, two heads equal one brain.

Moira O'hara :
She looks like a creepy old maid that would tickle you while you sleep
Her teeth are definitely yellow from smoking
(You guys, this one hurt.)

Lilith (Madam Satan) :
She looks like that teacher that you would hate
She does have that IM A BITCH look

Annabelle :
DAMN
A fucking crazy ass ex girlfriend staring into the window kinda look

Tate Langdon :
Looks like a rip off version of Kurt Cobain
I wonder if he does heroin like him too (out of pocket)

Demon from AHS Hotel :
WTF IS THAT
Looks like an old dude trying to preserve himself
Looks like he's dipped in foreskin

Faustus Blackwood :
Not this crap dick
He's definitely a pedo
Wtf is that? A tucked in handkerchief for a fucking neck tie?
Looks like he has a emo punk band
A VICTORIAN KIDDIE DIDDLER

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