Read on Twitter
tweets that should stop being recycled:
if we link, you’ve won, cus be lying 
“you have nice lips” kiss me then, tf
netflix be having the movie in the search bar, but not on netflix
this is the best thing the iphone has ever invented
for someone who’s afraid of failure, i’m very unmotivated lol
‘i’ll do it tomorrow’ is killing me
‘what’s on ur mind?’
once say idc, i don’t care...
i’m
○ single
○ cuffed
● on Twitter saying stuff nobody cares about
○ single
○ cuffed
● on Twitter saying stuff nobody cares about
you blocked me out of anger, i blocked you for peace. we are not the same.
me vs my friends
being weird together is a love language
tweets starting with ‘yh sex is cool but have u ever...’
the relationship only works if the guy likes the girl more
people be like "" and “LMAOO” cos they can’t spell halerius
" and “LMAOO” cos they can’t spell halerius
me checking to make sure my friends don’t feel left out:
tweets like ‘...but can we vibe to 90s R&B together’
end of thread <3
i forgot, ‘me ignoring hints until you say it with your chest’
and ‘do not introduce me to a vibe u can’t maintain’
follow me, i’m funny :)
final note: men being praised for the bare minimum needs to stop. we cannot be praising men for giving women a drink 
