What you look like based on the City player you rep

[A Thread]
Ederson, You are probably a big bald hard man
Zinchenko, you don’t exist no one reps him
Stones, you are an extremely patient person waiting for his comeback
Dias, you understandably wanted Koulibaly and didn’t want Dias but repped him when you realised he was good
Laporte, you are pretty sad rn cause he was supposed to be our best centre back but with him not playing rn this is not what you signed up for. But your still a pretty cool person
Cancelo, you are an extremely elite person
Rodri, you are not an bad person just very odd and ‘smart’ don
Dinho, Chad
Gundo, you probably sell ice cream
Bernardo, you probably are a really nice person that everyone can get along with and not really dislike
Foden, you like the youth
Kev, you choose to Stan our best player by far so no body can talk shit bout you and you probably think of your self as above everyone else
Mahrez, pretty simple
Ferran Torres, you probably miss Sane and waiting for pep to give him a run in the team
Sterling, you in the trenches rn but you are waiting to prove the people wrong but you are still elite (Sterling Hive closed btw)
Gabby, you are elite too
Aguero, you are all of us and crying rn that’s hes leaving while looking back at the good moments
End of thread, likes and rt’s appreciated
I forgot Mendy, you are the most Elite person, just happy to be here, yku don’t complain and are very grateful you are appreciated
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