well that's a good sign to start the game out with.
hopefully every single line in the game has "that's what she said!" implicitly following it
hopefully every single line in the game has "that's what she said!" implicitly following it
Out of Urim and Thummim
I can give you unspoken words
that's never been spoken
it's not in your Bible
Yet, it does clarify
what is spoken in the Bible...
I can give you unspoken words
that's never been spoken
it's not in your Bible
Yet, it does clarify
what is spoken in the Bible...
the worst character so far, the only one out of all 256 that has crashed, was 42. that's *
it crashes with "Verse not found"
the good news is that I now have the dialog box working
the bad news is that it's covering up the entire screen
the bad news is that it's covering up the entire screen
when you select them, it makes you fight their CYBER LIE by picking a bible verse to fight it, then you have to click it with your sword
so by fighting some Cybers I was able to get to this verse, and now I need to backtrack to the right cyber to use it on
yes, this game is a metroidvania
yes, this game is a metroidvania
ATHEISM IS GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
probably not helped by this giant spider, which disproves the idea of there being a loving god
probably not helped by this giant spider, which disproves the idea of there being a loving god
this cutscene plays when you hit 0% faith
having the mouse cursor over the words makes it look like she's saying THALK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THE TRUTYH
the false christ thing is amazing in motion
THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
the biggest challenge facing christians today? those floating drone-orbs that use lightning to erase your memory of bible verses
I googled for cheats and instead it just told me I'm going to hell
wait, so fighting Satan's Robot only does like 15% damage, but touching that red floor thing ONE HIT KILLS YOU?
the first enemy of level 2 is confusing, because you have no verses except 1, and it demands a verse you don't have
except unlike EVERY OTHER ENEMY YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED UP TO THIS POINT, you can walk past this one
except unlike EVERY OTHER ENEMY YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED UP TO THIS POINT, you can walk past this one
I like how when you get a skype call asking you about the bible, you can just go I HAVE TO GO NOW and whack the power button