Kiyoomi walks straight to the kitchen to grab a glass of water after coming home from some errands. There he finds his boyfriend by the countertop, in the exact same position he left him hours ago.

"Welcome home, babe," Atsumu greets him, eyes still glued to his laptop. https://twitter.com/lemontsumu/status/1381196730373271555">https://twitter.com/lemontsum...
But before he gets a response, Kiyoomi& #39;s expression sours as he inspects the fridge.

"Tsumu."

"Mhm?"

"Have you eaten?"

"Not yet. I& #39;m—"

(Thud)

The blonde gets cut off by a bang of the door.
"Damn it, Tsumu! How many times have I told ya not to skip yer meals?! Ya left the food I prepared for breakfast AND lunch untouched. When will ya ever listen to me, ya scrub?!"

Atsumu startles agape. For a moment, he wonders if Osamu switched bodies with his boyfriend —
is that even possible?

They stare at each other for two whole seconds before bursting into laughter.

"Pfft! O-Om... I-I& #39;m... sor...ry. S-Sorry, Omifrsfsffs," the blonde mumbles unintelligibly. "I-I& #39;m—"

"I-I hate you," Kiyoomi huffs, crying and cackling at the same time.
Atsumu traps him in an embrace as he covers his face in embarrassment.

"Have ya calmed down? Ya lost the accent," Atsumu teases.

"Your stupid is rubbing off on me," the taller retorts.

"I& #39;m really sorry, Omi-Omi. I lost track of time arranging our itinerary for Fukuoka.
How & #39;bout we get some late brunch now, mhm?"

"Fine."

"Aww! Ya really love me, don& #39;t ya?"

"Shut yer trap!"

Atsumu gestures zipping his mouth as he flashes the widest grin.
"Don& #39;t give me that smile. I& #39;m still mad."

The blonde pouts, making Kiyoomi chuckle.

"Make sure you listen to what I say from now on, okay?"

"& #39;Kay!"

"Good."
No, not good.

It& #39;s not until the next similar incident that Atsumu finally learns his lesson; he discovers Kiyoomi could be scarier than his twin when he& #39;s angry.

Only then did he see to it never to skips meals again.
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