DOCTOR WHO's as STUDENT MEALS

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1. William Harntell; McDonalds Big Mac Meal. Lets face it; you never forget the first. You've gone out with your new flatmates, you're too lathered to cook. Oh look, a McDonalds.
2. Patrick Troughton; grabbing a poached egg by the yoke and eating it whole. My buddy did this once. It was chaotic as fuck.
3. Jon Pertwee; Spam Fritter sandwich. Admittedly, I've only had this once. But Spam screams 70s Britain.
4. Tom Baker; Ramen. The BLUEPRINT. Tasty. Everything you need. A CLASSIC.
5. Peter Davison; M&S Curry. Eh, it's okay. Let's be honest you didn't ask for this. But you just sorta ended up with one.
6. Colin Baker; drunk leftover Nandos. Phwoar now we're talking. Exquisite. Even better after first helping. Perfect level of zing (if you order the hottest flavour which I do); also I like to mix all the drinks together in one cup. I call it Jungle Juice.
7. Sylvester McCoy; your flatmates cooking. The deal breaker here; the master manipulator. You never know what they're doing. Will it kill you? Will it love you? Will it take you back to your childhood and give you PTSD? Who knows?!
8. Paul McGann. Roast Dinner. Un-beatable.
9. John Hurt; Kings Cup. Yep, as the Time War cursed The War Doctor, drinking Kings Cup cursed my shits. 0/10 never again.
10. Christopher Eccleston; Beans On Toast. Ah, fantastic. Costs nothing at all but always spot on.
11. David Tennant; Wetherspoons meal. I hate Wetherspoons. NEXT.
12. Matt Smith; avocado on toast from a coffee shop you didn't realise was posh. You can get the same quality food at home but instead they'll take a kidney from you and probably your home. NEXT.
13. Peter Capaldi; Lemon Pepper Chicken (wet). Probably my favourite meal to make, reminds me of better days and home. Impresses everyone I make it for. Solid, tasty, too good to be true. Undervalued.
14. Jodie Whittaker; Pesto Pasta. Absolute treat; simple but effective and above all, RELIABLE.
15. Jo Martin; Nether Edge Pizza in Kelham Island. The thing you already know you love, but done EXTREMELY well to the point this is your new gold standard. Cannot get enough. I need more!
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