So @muffnbear. You buy the whole Taylor pork roll. Then you cut it thick or thin. See that end piece there? Just look at it. All misshapen. You CAN’T serve that to decent people. And wasting food is a sin. So you just have to bite the bullet and take one for brunch.

I know you are a good man with refined tastes, @muffnbear. But you just can’t go serving up that end piece. It’s hard, because there are 2 of them and all. But you just have to eat it yourself. MB & @tmschultzy would approve of your bold sacrifice.