To the best of my knowledge Pennsylvania is where the Amish live, and they're apparently just like our European Dutch people.

To the best of my knowledge Rhode Island is famous for, err, being an island I guess?

To the best of my knowledge South Carolina is famous for getting merc'd by nature on the regular.

To the best of my knowledge South Dakota is famous for nothing, I've literally never heard of it.

To the best of my knowledge Tennessee is famous for saying "I do declare" and people fanning themselves on their porches.

To the best of my knowledge Texas is famous for big trucks and small dicks.

To the best of my knowledge Utah is famous for being where all your morons and preppers and general nutjobs gather together to be alone.

To the best of my knowledge Vermont is famous for being the home of famed socialist and progressive politician Bernie Sanders.

To the best of my knowledge Virginia is famous for tricking me, as I thought it was one of those states where there's a north and south because of that song. I was expecting to have to deal with East and West Virginia seperately.

To the best of my knowledge Washington is famous for not being Washington DC which is elsewhere and not a state, but also not a town. I think Washington (this one) is where Frasier lives.

To the best of my knowledge West Virginia is famous for ok what the fuck, why is there a Virginia and a West Virginia. Get your shit together.

To the best of my knowledge Wisconsin is famous for being where you Americans pretend to make cheese and fail.

To the best of my knowledge Wyoming is just a big field with a buffalo in it.