I've started boiling my milk and charring my eggs just cause I'm sick of the raw milk and eggs promoters

An easy recipe:

1. Buy some UHT lactose-free milk in a box, or better yet reconstitute some powdered milk.

2. Add two pinches of MSG and 10 drops of neon dye.

3. Bring it to a rolling boil in a saucepan for ~20 minutes.

4. Consume while still hot so it's 100% bacteria free.

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It's guaranteed to regrow hair if you keep an insulated bottle of it with you throughout the day and repeatedly spray a fine mist of neon milk on your head. After a few days you may think you see mold growing there, but this is just the beginning of your new hair follicles.

A double-boiled neon milk bath, when taken for 12-18 days, has also been known to regrow whole limbs. But please note that it ONLY works for patients who are not under any kind of clinical or scientific observation or being recorded on video.

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