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I just did a full workout in jeans and i just want to go on record and say that you should not work out in jeans. Also my body wants to go on record and say that you should not work out. And frankly she is right
I miss having almost-abs okay
I will almost definitely abandon this quest within the next 72 hours but for now
Oh shit apparently I'm still conditioned to crave pizza immediately after getting even slightly sweaty and i would like to say a hearty fuck you to my post-derbs habits 
Still a banger 
Brb going feral
Sorry neighbours but my house has never been cleaner
I'm getting, like, REALLY good at catching almonds in my mouth you guys
Gonna have to make this a team effort thing so i can yell "nut me" in public
"I am prepared to die alone but it sure is a shame to not have a partner to nut me in public" is a sentence i was not expecting to pop into my head after a full night's sleep, but here we are
It was immediately followed by this week's earworm of EEEEO, EEEOOOEEEEOOOO, EEEOOOEEEOOOOO, EEOOOOOEEEOOOOOOOO so i guess that, unfortunately, my brain really is just Like This
