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Why Earth is overrated? (A THREAD)
There is a bigger planet Jupiter too
, but people live on this minnow planet just for colorless,tasteless fluids known as Oxygen and water
, but people live on this minnow planet just for colorless,tasteless fluids known as Oxygen and water
More than 70% is just water and only 30% land for us 
, it means this minnow planet is partial towards sharks, octopus etc
, it means this minnow planet is partial towards sharks, octopus etc
There are only some naughty plants like Pitcher plants which eat living things but People here kill plants to make Vadapav
Jobless People here chase a ball in a rectangle for 90 minutes
and ultra jobless people watch them on TV, then comes ultra pro max jobless category they make wooden bat to hit that ball in a circle
and ultra jobless people watch them on TV, then comes ultra pro max jobless category they make wooden bat to hit that ball in a circle
People here eat small food like coconut, which is on such a tall tree that I can't even climb
People here cut trees to write something on paper then they study, then they grow up and plant a tree, I can't understand when they had to plant a tree at the end then why they studied on paper by cutting the tree, Dumb people
Here people take birth, eat, do shit, sleep and then they die lol, when they had to die at the end then why they came here, idiots
No offense to anyone, here comes a free guy who is reading the thread till the end, jobless
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