—— unrelatable lyrics from fearless (taylor’s version) a thread

before i start remember this is all for fun only. ok here we go.

“we're driving down the road i wonder if you know” no taylor i can’t drive and i don’t know sorry

“cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you” yes i’m fifteen but no one has told me they love me yet so no

“you sit in class next to a redhead named abigail” i don’t have any classmate named abigail that has red hair.

“and my daddy said "stay away from juliet" my dad has never said that ever.

“i don't always have to be alone” false i’m always alone listening to taylor swift.

“hey stephen i could give you fifty reasons” i don’t have a crush on anyone named stephen therefore i can’t give him 50 reasons.

“i’m in my room it's a typical tuesday night” it’s sunday today.

“i'm on the bleachers” i’m not.

“but i miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain” i’ve never experienced that bye.

“i'm five years old it's getting cold i've got my big coat on” i’m 15.

“i have an excellent father” well...

“i'll leave my window open” i leave my windows closed everytime.

“time slows down” 2020 was literally 10 seconds long.

“now i'm miss gonna be alright someday" i will never be alright someday

“i'm driving away” again i can’t drive

—— end of thread. feel free to add more!