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—— unrelatable lyrics from fearless (taylor’s version) a thread
before i start remember this is all for fun only. ok here we go.
“we& #39;re driving down the road i wonder if you know” no taylor i can’t drive and i don’t know sorry
“cause when you& #39;re fifteen and somebody tells you they love you” yes i’m fifteen but no one has told me they love me yet so no
“you sit in class next to a redhead named abigail” i don’t have any classmate named abigail that has red hair.
“and my daddy said "stay away from juliet" my dad has never said that ever.
“i don& #39;t always have to be alone” false i’m always alone listening to taylor swift.
“hey stephen i could give you fifty reasons” i don’t have a crush on anyone named stephen therefore i can’t give him 50 reasons.
“i’m in my room it& #39;s a typical tuesday night” it’s sunday today.
“i& #39;m on the bleachers” i’m not.
“but i miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain” i’ve never experienced that bye.
“i have an excellent father” well...
“i& #39;ll leave my window open” i leave my windows closed everytime.
“time slows down” 2020 was literally 10 seconds long.
“now i& #39;m miss gonna be alright someday" i will never be alright someday
“i& #39;m driving away” again i can’t drive
—— end of thread. feel free to add more!
