Currently watching this, going to live tweet

Sgt. Shaved Balls is freaking out because a man is being oppressed by a woman making out with him

They zapped some women out of existence with laser guns and freed the enslaved men on the farm

China is their next target, it has 1 billion women and they're yellow and stinky and unfriendly

Bad smelling women have been zapped, Chinese brothers saved

Germany is next and they do not like dark skin, how will the gay n*ggers handle this?

German saved, now they're praying to the god of homo to guide Earth to enlightenment

A gay ambassador has been selected, he is transforming into a human

They're at a swimming pool, turns out this movie actually has homoerotic scenes

Also they've appointed a gay n*gger ambassador with a holy n*gger seed that makes him immortal at said pool

The gay n*ggers have pledged their commitment to defending oppressed men from womankind all over the gay universe

The end

This thread is still the best thing I've posted to date