How to sabotage BTS and make sure the latest/upcoming music flops: a thread for people who want to keep their ears clean and to save world humanity.
Upon release, do not engage with the song in any manner. Do not buy, stream or post about it, not once. If you are brave enough to expose your ears to the noise, do it on Youtube and not on Spotify or Apple Music with your account logged out.
Tell all your locals that it’s the worst song you’ve ever heard. Explain the pain and torture you felt while listening to it and go in detail about how much of a traumatic experience it was for you. If necessary, cut an onion before so you can start to cry.
If you hear the song on radios, IMMEDIATELY change the station so that the station notices a notable drop in listeners during the song. Additionally, call them and scream at them. Let them know that your car crashed while they played the song and that you’re demanding the money.
Go to your local hospital and tell them that you started experiencing heavy nausea symptoms after listening to the song. Inform the doctor that you think it might be the start of a second pandemic. You can also contact your government and do the same thing, they’ll ban the song.
When the album drops, call @UNICEF and express your concerns about ongoing human rights violations on the album. BTS loves to include homophobic and racist lines in their songs so that shouldn’t be heard.
Mute any words that can be associated with the song. Thus, your peace of mind won’t be disturbed and the song’s engagement will be lowered.
In addition, we can help take the song down from streaming services. You can file a report on the RIAA’s website (Report Privacy page). If enough people file reports, the song will be taken down for review - which will sabotage streaming numbers and sales.
Also, @diorviews is setting up a streaming farm server. The server runs at 940 MBPS and can handle 400K+ streams per day. The plan is to use this server to stream a new song drops. If anyone is interested in helping, please reach out to @endedmegan as well.
The members of Woonation are accepting donations to sabotage the entire era. With the money, we will pay people to not listen to the album, radio stations to play the competition and buy dislike bots. I can’t tag everyone but all the people on here accept all financial.
In the end, I want to thank @diorviews for finding the worst picture of B*s, I want to wish @endedmegan good luck setting up the server and thank @pvssytalk , @loosexrap , @onikawrId and @CHOPPAClTY for overall helping me with the thread and @BTS_twt for tanking.
Taylor swift is the music industry and ended B*s overall💖
goodluck pestiis enjoy💗
Also, BTS stans thinking that they are coming for a solo #1 this era is so funny to me. Little do they know, I have prepared an elaborate sabotage plan that includes tampering with radio callouts, streams and YT views. More info coming once they announce the lead single! 👀
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