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me: so I know you barely know them but from what you know name the defining trait of all the robins
cait: okay!
cait: okay!
cait: damian wayne...ANNOYING AS FUCK! ipad kid
cait: tim drake. he would be so excited to hold my drink at a party, he& #39;d be like, hell yeah, I& #39;ll protect this so hard, and then he& #39;d forget and drink it.
cait: tim drake. he would be so excited to hold my drink at a party, he& #39;d be like, hell yeah, I& #39;ll protect this so hard, and then he& #39;d forget and drink it.
cait: and I also think dick would do this, but I think he& #39;d get me a new one, and I don& #39;t think tim would. that& #39;s the difference between eldest child vs middle child.
me: alright, jason. go.
cait: I would come out to him and he would just like, deadpan stare at me.
me: alright, jason. go.
cait: I would come out to him and he would just like, deadpan stare at me.
cait: I think that& #39;s an important characteristic he has. I think if I asked him where he got his cropped motorcycle jacket, he& #39;d stab me. and I& #39;d deserve it. he& #39;s annoying like an ipad child, but different.
cait: also I think if damian had a little kiddie bike he& #39;d put wet cement in the tires.
me: alright, let& #39;s do dick
me:
me: not like that
me: alright, let& #39;s do dick
me:
me: not like that
cait: I think that dick would buy me peter pevensie merch.
me: why would you do this to me
cait: HE& #39;S TRYING!
me: why would you do this to me
cait: HE& #39;S TRYING!
cait: if I said I really wanted to go see a broadway musical, he& #39;d take me.
cait: DICK GRAYSON WOULD NOT BUY ME 10 DOLLAR PEARLS
cait: DICK GRAYSON WOULD NOT BUY ME 10 DOLLAR PEARLS
cait: I think if dick heard you say you were going to kill me, he& #39;d instantly defend me.
cait: I think that he would watch riverdale.
me:
cait: for choni and choni only.
cait: I think that he would watch riverdale.
me:
cait: for choni and choni only.
cait: you really said defining characteristics and I& #39;m like here& #39;s headcanons of if I was friends with him
cait: he would definitely buy me funko pops.
cait: he& #39;d let me infodump to him and then fall asleep
cait: he& #39;d let me infodump to him and then fall asleep
cait: tim drake hasn& #39;t slept in four days.
cait: I& #39;d crochet a blanket for tim and I& #39;d tell him it& #39;s a mood blanket I made based on his moods and he& #39;d be like "that& #39;s disgusting" and then sleep with that blanket every single night
cait: I& #39;d crochet a blanket for tim and I& #39;d tell him it& #39;s a mood blanket I made based on his moods and he& #39;d be like "that& #39;s disgusting" and then sleep with that blanket every single night
cait: I think I& #39;d make damian a hat and he& #39;d instantly throw it away
cait: and dick and alfred would get mad at him and make him wear it
cait: and dick and alfred would get mad at him and make him wear it
cait: I don& #39;t like when people are nice to me. that& #39;s why I like jason todd. and tim drake.
cait: if damian saw me wearing my monochrome white converse he& #39;d buy them only to annoy me
cait: and then I& #39;d be like "omg we have matching shoes!" and he& #39;d instantly throw up and take them off because he doesn& #39;t want to have friends.
cait: and then I& #39;d be like "omg we have matching shoes!" and he& #39;d instantly throw up and take them off because he doesn& #39;t want to have friends.
cait: jason todd would be mean to me but he would also teach me how to fight. he& #39;d say "so I don& #39;t have to come save your sorry ass." but he was actually doing it...out of kindness.
me: any closing remarks about the hell I& #39;ve just put you through?
caity: I know everything.
caity: I know everything.
