my partner — a “lawyer”— has never watched legally blonde. I mean ?????????????

The skeptic: “Yes, society *does* underestimate conventionally attractive white women in sororities who date Don Jr.”

Ok law school has started and my partner is losing it: “YOU ALL SHOULD BE WELL VERSED WITH SUBJECT MATTER JURISDICTION?”

“PPL CONTINUE TO NOT BEHAVE LIKE HUMANS???”

ok the whole montage where Elle studies and gets the responses right in the class sent him

during the last third

he kept being like 1L students would be doing doc review and never meet the senior partner .... yeah unless they’re Elle Woods!