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How appropriate that Florida would give the first #WWE event to have fans in 13 months a weather delay.

#WrestleMania

*NON-HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS THREAD ALERT*

Thoughts so far about #WrestleMania

:

-Would wearing a poncho over a suit be classified as “Business-Casual?”

-B.E.S.T. of WWE is SLIGHTLY better than being the Eastern Standard Time of #WWE

PROBABLY could’ve canceled the lightning before Bobby Lashley’s entrance, what with the TWO weather delays we’ve had already.

I want to believe there’s plenty of people there tonight, but all the wide shots have the stands darkened.

I’m shocked no one else has slipped on the ramp yet, since it was out in the weather.

They sure had that Women’s Tag Team Title match graphic ready to post, 10 seconds after the fall ... it’s almost like this is predetermined

I know when I want to start feuding with someone, I will do so by simply picking them up by their legs and swinging them until both of us are dizzy. Them’s FIGHTING maneuvers.

THIS is the biggest win of Cesaro’s career? His “ #WrestleMania

moment?”

Um, are we supposed to pretend that he didn’t win the inaugural Andre the Giant Battle Royal at WrestleMania 30??? Narratives, though

Wow, they did a GREAT job of building up to the hot tag (for a heel?) to Omos. That pop was LOUD.

I know this thread features plenty of nitpicking, but trust me, I’m as thrilled as anyone that fans are back. I got chill bumps during the opening to #WrestleMania

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