Good evening. I'd really rather be listening to Doctor Who or Zelda soundtracks but unfortunately I have to take charge of the Daz Jury's ranking of Eurovision 2008. Please sit back and try to enjoy the probable carnage that is about to happen...
as usual, our jurors are:
@LostInADisco
@eurovision_jack
@ESCharlie_cep
@stan_marino_
If there are ANY Daz Sampson fans out there, please consider giving me support against the awful past opinions of this chat by joining our jury. DMs welcome...
43rd- Georgia 'Peace Will Come'
I hope it does because otherwise this jury will nuke Georgia for this effort
eurojack- 31st
discojack- 41st
max- 39th
charlie- 38th
average- 37.25
42nd- Israel 'The Fire In Your Eyes'
I would say this is a kind of harsh ranking because he's great but I think everyone here just thought meh
eurojack- 41st
discojack- 35th
max- 34th
charlie- 37th
average- 36.75
41st- Croatia 'Romanca'
This song is seriously bad so I'm gonna put a better representation of Croatia in the link
eurojack- 39th
discojack- 43rd
max- 14th
charlie- 40th
average- 34th
40th- Turkey 'Deli'
I hope they're not too disappointed when they search 'turkey rock eurovision' on youtube and see manga first
eurojack- 37th
discojack- 28th
max- 30th
charlie- 31st
average- 31.5
39th- Hungary 'Candlelight'
It's the way I'm the only person who's had either (let along both) of their bottom 2 so far
eurojack- 28th
discojack- 42nd
max- 16th
charlie- 39th
average- 31.25
38th- Germany 'Disappear'
Terry Wogan liked this song. That's all you need to know.
eurojack- 19th
discojack- 36th
max- 26th
charlie- 43rd
average- 31
37th- Denmark 'All Night Long'
Denmark probably met up with Elena Tsagrinou because listening to this all night long would be a pretty good punishment in Hell...
eurojack- 15th
discojack- 33rd
max- 38th
charlie- 36th
average- 30.5
36th- Czech Republic 'Have Some Fun'
'Have Some Fun' here is giving some big 'Time To Party' vibes from Poland 2007 and that's either a good or bad thing depending on your taste...
eurojack- 20th
discojack- 40th
max- 20th
charlie- 41st
average- 30.25
35th- Lithuania 'Nomads In The Night'
I hear they're recently released 'Homeowners In The Night' which talks of the experiences of Daily Mail and Express readers of 50 years or older
eurojack- 35th
discojack- 23rd
max- 32nd
charlie- 27th
average- 29.25
The next two songs tied omgggggg scenes
34th (lost tie by lower highest place)- Montenegro- 'Zauvijek Volim'
The worst insult I can give a song is when I can think of nothing to say about it @ukusuviste
eurojack- 24th
discojack- 38th
max- 27th
charlie- 24th
average- 28.25
33rd- Macedonia (screw that Greek guy) 'Let Me Love You'
This was the first song in our running order. Evidently, it matters as shown by Max
eurojack- 16th
discojack- 30th
max- 42nd
charlie- 25th
average- 28.25 (won tie)
32nd- Azerbaijan 'Day After Day'
Week after week the discojack/charlie alliance grows stronger
eurojack- 43rd
discojack- 11th
max- 40th
charlie- 14th
average- 27th
31st- Slovenia 'Vrag Naj Vzame'
I have fired myself right back into contention for the controversial juror race yesss! Absolute bop
eurojack- 32nd
discojack- 5th
max- 35th
charlie- 35th
average- 26.75
30th- The Netherlands 'Your Heart Belongs To Me'
My heart belongs to David Tennant, thank you very much (and you are very far behind!)
eurojack- 18th
discojack- 32nd
max- 33rd
charlie- 21st
average- 26th
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29th- Belgium 'O Julissi'
I'd say this would win in 1957 but I love Belgium's entry in 1957...
eurojack- 18th
discojack- 32nd
max- 31st
charlie- 11th
average- 25.5
28th- Albania 'Zemren E Lame Peng'
If you like FIK, you'll love this
eurojack- 33rd
discojack- 34th
Max- 21st
charlie- 13th
average- 25.25 (lost tie)
I have mixed up Belgium and the Netherlands (that's a yikes). In order of @eurovision_jack , @LostInADisco , @ @stan_marino_ and @ESCharlie_cep respectively these are the correct results:
Belgium: 34th, 26th, 31st, 11th, avg: 25.5
Netherlands: 18th, 32nd, 33rd, 21st avg: 26
27th- Switzerland 'Era Stependo'
glad we're in the era stupendo after the era stupido this thread just experienced
eurojack- 36th
discojack- 19th
max- 41st
charlie- 5th
average- 25.25 (won tie)
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