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Who would new gen Dr Who characters vote for in General Elections? (2005 onwards)
The Ninth Doctor - Part of the Red Wall so obv Labour. Very anti-Thatcher. Regularly goes back in his Tardis to watch her die because he hates her that much.
Rose Tyler - previously never bothered to vote but after her experiences with the doctor becomes an anarchist queen. Hates austerity and stays true to working class roots.
Jackie Tyler - a bit of a busybody so probably part of the local parish council. DESPISES her local MP and throws a shoe at him every time he visits the community centre. Labour.
Mickey Smith - Always says he's going to register to vote before the election. Forgets every time. Never forgets his pizza though.
Martha Jones - this bitch fucking RADIATES Tory energy, thinks Theresa May is a #girlboss. Votes Tory everytime then acts shocked when the hospital she works in faces funding cuts.
Harriet Jones, Prime Minister - campaigns on a more centre-left platform then blows up the fucking sycorax. Tory through and through. Loses seat at next election to the Lib Dems and is dragged out crying, waving her ID reminding people who she is
Cassandra - UKIP. Scared that immigrants are going to steal her moisturiser.
Captain Jack - has no idea what's going on but his arrogance means he runs as an independent candidate and wins unanimously because he's just that fucking cool.
Tenth Doctor - Deffo part of the CND. Votes for the Greens because he wants to back the little guy.
Harold Saxon - Raging war mongerer so obviously a Blairite. Unfortunately, his charisma makes him appeal to the masses but they have no idea how dangerous he is
Sarah Jane Smith - Huge Lib Dem energy but is big on teacher's unions
11th Doctor - He's Lord Buckethead
Donna Noble - votes Labour to piss off her Tory mum
Wilf - Comrade Wilf has been part of the Communist Party since 1988
Amy Pond - huge Nicola Sturgeon and SNP stan, desperately wants an independent Scotland
Rory - was definitely into some libertarian, alt-right red pill incel shit back in the day. Now just votes for whoever Amy tells him to.
The Absorbaloft - BNP gammon
Clara - Kind of gives me girlboss vibes but isn't very lib demmy so imma say Women's Equality Party
River Song - doesn't vote bc *spoilers* and the whole having her consciousness uploaded to a library database thing
12th Doctor - Have you ever seen him and Jeremy Corbyn in the same room?
Bill Potts - massive stan of the socialist part of Labour. Might turn to Greens before the next election.
Cybermen - heartless robots, tory.
Weeping Angels - Change UK because they're kinda unnerving and u don't rlly want to make eye contact
