What male Dragon Age characters would wear and do on a date: a thread
Cullen: hottie snapped a selfie before coming to pick you up and bringing you to a nice restaurant. He's adorable and sweet the whole time. Once you're under his house, he kisses you on the cheek, he blushes and quite literally runs away from embarrassment.
Alistair: brings you to an amusement park, and rides the merry-go-round three times. He wins a teddy bear for you. Then he rambles for fifteen minutes about how gorgeous you are. You kiss him so at least he shuts up. He's cute.
Solas: he brings you to a poetry reading. Then he brings you to a whole-food-only restaurant, and tells you how spiritual he's become since his last trip to Tibet. When he's done, he looks you in the eyes and says: "I have to tell you. In realty I am.. Uhm.. A vegan." Coward.
Blackwall: he brings you to a mountain cottage. He makes you some hot chocolate, and you cuddle on the couch. Then he shows you his wood stash. He starts chopping wood for three hours, without saying a word. You're okay with it because he looks hot while doing it.
Dorian: he brings you to the coolest club in town. You chat, have fun, and judge everyone's outfit together. When it's time to go home, you try to kiss him. He tells you: "Uh oh. I thought we were just besties. Awkward.." you see each other again to drink margaritas the next day.
Anders: he takes you to a political debate. He's very passionate about it, and never shuts up. Then he brings you to a cute cozy restaurant. Then he brings you home. When you're about to enter he says: "Look I have... A roommate. A very intrusive one. He's inside my head."
Zevran: "Oh. You meant a date. Not a..." DATE". it's okay. You run into his arms. He's too hot.
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