What male Dragon Age characters would wear and do on a date: a thread
Cullen: hottie snapped a selfie before coming to pick you up and bringing you to a nice restaurant. He& #39;s adorable and sweet the whole time. Once you& #39;re under his house, he kisses you on the cheek, he blushes and quite literally runs away from embarrassment.
Alistair: brings you to an amusement park, and rides the merry-go-round three times. He wins a teddy bear for you. Then he rambles for fifteen minutes about how gorgeous you are. You kiss him so at least he shuts up. He& #39;s cute.
Solas: he brings you to a poetry reading. Then he brings you to a whole-food-only restaurant, and tells you how spiritual he& #39;s become since his last trip to Tibet. When he& #39;s done, he looks you in the eyes and says: "I have to tell you. In realty I am.. Uhm.. A vegan." Coward.
Blackwall: he brings you to a mountain cottage. He makes you some hot chocolate, and you cuddle on the couch. Then he shows you his wood stash. He starts chopping wood for three hours, without saying a word. You& #39;re okay with it because he looks hot while doing it.
Dorian: he brings you to the coolest club in town. You chat, have fun, and judge everyone& #39;s outfit together. When it& #39;s time to go home, you try to kiss him. He tells you: "Uh oh. I thought we were just besties. Awkward.." you see each other again to drink margaritas the next day.
Anders: he takes you to a political debate. He& #39;s very passionate about it, and never shuts up. Then he brings you to a cute cozy restaurant. Then he brings you home. When you& #39;re about to enter he says: "Look I have... A roommate. A very intrusive one. He& #39;s inside my head."
Zevran: "Oh. You meant a date. Not a..." DATE". it& #39;s okay. You run into his arms. He& #39;s too hot.
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