I honestly can’t tell if this is satire, or if Jesse is actually humble-bragging about assembling a pre-made plastic Home Depot shed. https://twitter.com/jessekellydc/status/1380896321306046470
To be fair — would not be the first time soft-as-hell conservative men try to signal masculinity online, because they’re as out of touch with living it as the rest of the Urban-dwelling Tory crowd
I know some of you are terminally online with a diagnosed Vitamin S(ocializing) deficiency, but, hate to break it to you — I dont follow him on Twitter, barely know the guy, was just a question. Spend some time outside,& you too won’t know some random’s entire Twitter history! ;)
If Jesse is as tough as you fanboys say he is, I’m sure the guy can handle a good-natured question. Some of you take a joke about as well as a 3rd wave feminist, relax. Maybe try going outside and building a shed? get some of that pent up white-knight energy out of your system 😘
This thread has not only resulted in right-wingers getting triggered, but also very attractive men posting photos of themselves building things in my replies. So in conclusion, I’m just collecting W’s all around 💅
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