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me: i need to do the thing
brain: it‘ll take SO LONG
me: i mean, probs under 5 minutes
brain: best not risk it though
me: you right, you right
brain: it‘ll take SO LONG
me: i mean, probs under 5 minutes
brain: best not risk it though
me: you right, you right
~2 hours later~
brain: why didn’t you do thing
me: but you told m—
brain: you’re so lazy
me: now wait a seco—
brain: everyone’s right, you always do this, you’re a failure, you never change, it’s all your fault, you should be trying harder https://twitter.com/foxwafflesdraws/status/1380986447117815812
brain: why didn’t you do thing
me: but you told m—
brain: you’re so lazy
me: now wait a seco—
brain: everyone’s right, you always do this, you’re a failure, you never change, it’s all your fault, you should be trying harder https://twitter.com/foxwafflesdraws/status/1380986447117815812
me: i want to do the thing
brain: but do you though?
me: what
brain: do you want to do the thing? when you could be doing something more fun?
me: well when you put it THAT way
brain: *refuses to turn switch from “Fun Mode” back to “Doing Stuff Mode” for the rest of the day*
brain: but do you though?
me: what
brain: do you want to do the thing? when you could be doing something more fun?
me: well when you put it THAT way
brain: *refuses to turn switch from “Fun Mode” back to “Doing Stuff Mode” for the rest of the day*
me: all right, fine. let’s play this video game instead of doing The Thing
brain: but first...
me: but first what
brain: answer some texts. check twitter. tiktok. back to twitter. texts. reddit. youtube. tiktok.
video game screen that’s been paused 40 minutes:
*deep sigh* https://twitter.com/grimshade89/status/1380998924916297728
brain: but first...
me: but first what
brain: answer some texts. check twitter. tiktok. back to twitter. texts. reddit. youtube. tiktok.
video game screen that’s been paused 40 minutes:
*deep sigh* https://twitter.com/grimshade89/status/1380998924916297728
me: okay let’s just watch netflix. that’d be fun.
~5 minutes in~
brain: pause it and find out where know this actor from
me: but we were watchi—
brain: i :) said :) pause :) https://twitter.com/peculiarplanets/status/1381001398737854476
~5 minutes in~
brain: pause it and find out where know this actor from
me: but we were watchi—
brain: i :) said :) pause :) https://twitter.com/peculiarplanets/status/1381001398737854476
me: we googled the actor. now can we unpause?
brain: open tiktok
me: but we were—
brain: do it
me: fine. oh, a guy solving a rubix cube
brain: buy a rubix cube
me: but we’re trying to save mon—
brain: do it
me: *opens amazon*
tv screen that’s been paused 1.5 hours:
brain: open tiktok
me: but we were—
brain: do it
me: fine. oh, a guy solving a rubix cube
brain: buy a rubix cube
me: but we’re trying to save mon—
brain: do it
me: *opens amazon*
tv screen that’s been paused 1.5 hours:
me: rubix cube came in the mail. let’s goooo
brain: first, let’s watch videos on how to beat it
me: can’t we just play
brain: not if we’re gonna get frustrated/quit
me: and feel like a failure
brain: youuu got it
*too intimidated to watch tutorial, never touches rubix cube*
brain: first, let’s watch videos on how to beat it
me: can’t we just play
brain: not if we’re gonna get frustrated/quit
me: and feel like a failure
brain: youuu got it
*too intimidated to watch tutorial, never touches rubix cube*
