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F1 pickup lines (A thread)
Are you Suzuka? Because I like your curves
Are you the Red Bull pit crew? Because you make me go from soft to hard in 1.86 seconds
Are you a Ferrari? Because you are taking this quite slow
Are you a Mercedes? Because you are unbeatable
Are you Glock? Because you shattered my dreams in 34 seconds
Are you Nikita Mazepin? Becuase I can spin it around and around and around
I'm just like Bottas because I always finish second
Is your name Romain? Because your fire! 
Are you Hamilton's tyres? Because you aren't lasting very long
Are you Ayrton Senna? Because I wan't to go in a gap that exists
Are you Kimi Raikkonen? Becuase you know what you're doing
I'd like to hit your apex
You remind me of the brakes, I want to slam you hard
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