gonna start a substack so i can write a weekly column "weighing in" on the Cis Wars and the Cis Question and Cis Issues in a way that ignores the existence, humanity, and material needs of cis people. surely i will make millions of dollars.
i think cisgender people should exist, but they shouldn't be allowed to start being cis until they're at least 21 years old.
i think cisgender people should exist, but only if they get permission from their doctor, mental health therapist and city, state, and national governments.
i think cisgender people should exist, but they should have to invasive and expensive genital surgeries first.
i think cisgender people should exist, but i'm going to assign them new names and genders at random and use those instead. they shouldn't get special accommodations just for being cis!!!
i think cisgender people should exist, but i don't feel comfortable allowing them in public restrooms or swimming pools.
i think cisgender people should exist, but i don't think that they should be allowed to play sports.
i think cisgender people should exist, but i don't think that cis women should be allowed in women-only spaces.
i think cisgender people should exist, but i think it should be legal for hospitals and businesses to refuse to serve cis people. some people's religion is based in hating cis people and that should be accommodated! This is America!
i don't have a substack but i do have a weekly newsletter at http://patreon.com/gender . it's $1 a month and it's not as good as this thread but you do get to see pictures of my cat.
the difference between me and the substack guys is that i'm joking and they're literally not (and also they make a LOT of money to be simply wrong).
ugh ok but i actually want to start this newsletter now and everyone can take turns writing some nonsense.
you can tell i'm procrastinating on writing something very simple on a deadline because i'm now looking into start a whole newsletter as a bit. (what are the best non-substack platforms?)
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