Okay twitter. It’s the circle of life. It moves us all. It’s my time. Here are my absolute serious but also worst takes

Goats cheese, goats milk, it’s just all nasty. Goats are only good for looking at. And even this is a bit questionable

Cardiologists do a bit of everything (radiology, surgery and medicine) to annoy a bit of everyone

People who say “always listen to the nurses” are rarely in the position of listening to nurses.
Nurses are awesome but I object mainly to the use non judicious use of the word “always”. My wife is a nurse and she has been known to get things wrong. Sometimes

Pile ons are okay if someone can only respond with “I’m sorry if you feel” but ESPECIALLY excellent if a person just doubles down

Actual piles are worse than pile ons

People are more likely to assume you’re a good doctor if you have nice handwriting.
It my case this is completely fair

All specialties - even people who have been in specialties for many years should have paid “taster weeks” where they spend a week or more supernumarary on a specialty they often interact with. Not to learn it. But to MAKE FRIENDS.

If consultants tell you a story about how it was harder in their day, even if it was, they should be forced to take everyone out and buy them all drinks.And have two drinks themself to lighten up. If they don’t drink-swap this for overly sweet food. If theyre diabetic then cheese

Filled donuts are vastly superior to glazed

Custard is a better filling than Jam

Marmalade should never, ever have peel in

Mince pies with nuts are worse than worthless

Squash can be cordial. But never juice. I don’t care how lovely your accent is.