What goes through the wicked mind of Lord Francis as he looks at the #canucks roster?

"Yes... ha, ha, ha...YES!"

"Keep giving protection to guys you don't have to and I don't want. Myers next!!"

"Mmmm, chocolate. Lindt chocolate."

What goes through the wicked mind of Lord Francis as he looks at the Lightning roster?

"I'm getting a very good player. But I'm not solving your cap issues for you. So, that's a no to Tyler Johnson. Or... pay me to take him. Like, really pay me. No? Okay, I will just pick one."

What goes through the wicked mind of Lord Francis as he looks at the Sabres roster?

"Dear Lord do I have to?!"

What goes through the wicked mind of Lord Francis as he looks at the Avalanche roster?

"That's a nice roster you have there, Joe. A shame if something were to happen to it. Let's see how smart you really are."

"Seriously, that's an awesome roster."

What goes through the wicked mind of Lord Francis as he looks at the Golden Knights roster?

"Fuck you."

What goes through the wicked mind of Lord Francis as he looks at the Hurricanes roster?

"Candy store!!"

What goes through the wicked mind of Lord Francis as he looks at the Blue Jackets roster?

"This is a minefield."

What goes through the wicked mind of Lord Francis as he looks at the Kings roster?

"Seriously, is ANYONE expansion eligible?"

What goes through the wicked mind of Lord Francis as he looks at the Coyotes roster?

"Grab a goalie and get out of Dodge. What a mess."