🎣 ᴡᴇ ᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜰɪꜱʜ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴛɪɴᴅᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏꜰɪʟᴇ: ᴡʜʏ?

Namjoon is a journalist that reaches his boiling point after having to swipe through endless pics of men holding fish on Tinder. Jimin suggests he write an article about it.

[A 🧵]
[I know this fish is less than aesthetically pleasing, but I’m working with what I got lol]
Yoongi might have passed Namjoon’s test... 🤔
Fish King Seokjin: the only reason I made this thread 🐹🎣
I know the age isn’t accurate just shhh go with it
Cutie pie Hobi and his wittle fish🥺
Namjoon comes to a conclusion that there’s no room for anyone to judge people’s hobbies and passions. Because after being called out by Jimin, he himself falls into the same dating app tropes, too.
BONUS: Thirst Trap Jimin
Thank you for coming to the end of this very unnecessary thread. I saw Jin holding a fish, and this is directly where my mind went. Please go check out the article that inspired this, and that I used for the interview bits. https://thetab.com/uk/2021/03/03/we-asked-men-with-fish-pictures-in-their-tinder-profile-why-197309
I do not claim to have written this, and this was all for a good laugh. Happy swiping! 💕
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