Some observations during my weekly grocery trip this morning @ the Walmart in Downsview. Seeing the almost arbitrary decisions in what’s deemed ‘essential,’ it makes you understand the realities of lazy COVID-19 policy.

Shoes — with the obvious except of workboots — are ❌
Taxes? Essential.
I was thinking of grabbing a fan, because our condo doesn’t switch to AC until May and our building is sweltering. I guess keeping cool isn’t essential.
I was thinking of grabbing a fan, because our condo doesn’t switch to AC until May and our building is sweltering. I guess keeping cool isn’t essential.
I was thinking of grabbing a fan, because our condo doesn’t switch to AC until May and our building is sweltering. I guess keeping cool isn’t essential.
Furnace filters? Not in this province, pal.
Car batteries? Oh hell naw.
Trailer hitches? Approved by the Ontario Science Table. Maybe.
Just in time for the start of ActiveTO ... Just hope your kid’s bike helmet from last year still fits.
Tools = no
Not today, little unicorn. Not today.
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