Mom's Nicknames on Footballers.

Bayern Munich Edition

[A THREAD]

Before I end my twitter usage again...

Here is one final fun thread.

See you on tuesday

As usual, My mom is given footballer pictures and she, being an asian mom, gives 0 fucks about names, so she calls players based on what she likes.

She supports City and Germany.

Everything here is hers and uncensored

Chased the ball against South Korea.

He panicked like Kim Jong Un

Scored against Argentina during a world cup game

(Surprised she remembered that)

Deffo a fuckboy

Kinda cute.

Awwwww he looks like a sweet nice guy!

ISTG I saw him on tiktok once

He looks like that geek who gets his head stuffed in the toilet on a daily basis

These are the guys who stuff his head onto the toilet

Hey! That is Thomas Müller!

90s Disco duet stuck in the 21st century

And finally...

Anna Lewandowska's Husband

Apparently my Mom takes Lewy's wife's online yoga classes.

She probably saw Lewandowski in her IG post or her Tiktok

Me, I'd rather erase the thought of my mom doing yoga at all. EEK.

End of thread

See you in 4 days, wish me luck for the test.