cw: dkbk, nsfw, alcohol (I'll add as I write, this is just an idea)

Blind dates are the worst. They’re awkward and both parties usually end up disappointed.

And yet, Katsuki found himself pulling into the parking lot of the bar where he’s supposed to meet up with some-
random guy his friends picked out for him.

He was already dreading it.

The bar looked classy enough though, maybe he’d drink enough to tolerate an hour of brain numbing small talk.
The only thing Katsuki knew about his date was his name and some superficial description of
how he looked. Mina denied him any kind of pictures, something that did little to make Katsuki confident in her choice of a date. Was he that ugly?
Whatever. Just go in there and look around.

When Katsuki entered the bar he gave his coat to the lady at the entrance and headed up some dimly lit stairs. The place looked expensive.

Katsuki headed to the bar, walking past the couples sitting on the small tables strewn
around the room. The bar was in the very middle of the room, a perfect circle with multiple stools. Katsuki sat in one of them as he scanned the room.

He hadn’t even found the guy and he was already ready to leave.
“Looking for someone?” a green haired man asked, voice smooth as velvet, as he sat next to Katsuki.

“You’re name Shindo Yo?”

From what Katsuki knew of the guy, he had dark, unruly hair and was a few inches taller than him.
If it was this guy, maybe he’d consider thanking Mina.

“Mmm so you /are/ looking for someone.” The man signaled for the bartender to come over before raking his eyes up and down Katsuki’s body. He was met with equally green eyes.
“Whiskey neat please, and he’ll have?” He told the bartender, waiting for Katsuki’s response.

“The same.” Katsuki recognized the guy was flirting with him, and he knew he was probably not the guy he came to meet,
but if he wanted to waste his money buying Katsuki drinks he wasn’t going to complain.

The guy smirked and nodded to the bartender.
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After two drinks, Katsuki learned that the guy’s name was Deku. Stupid name if you asked Katsuki, but he was hot enough to make up for it.
They talked for almost an hour. Anything and everything from their favorite whiskey, the jazz music they heard playing at the bar, books and movies they liked, and their hobbies and mutual interests.
He was smart and witty, meeting Katsuki’s banter with his own sharp tongue. Katsuki knew better than letting someone smooth talk him into picking him up. But Deku didn’t look like some random jerk who would go around picking up people at a bar.
“Y’know your date might have ditched you.” Deku took a sip of his third whiskey, the bartender already handing Katuski his own third drink.
“For the best really, didn’t even know the dude. Just owed my friend and she set it up for me.” Katsuki swirled the honey liquid in his drink. When he looked up Deku was staring shamelessly.
Katsuki couldn’t help how his eyes followed how Deku pressed his glass up to his lips, his Adam's apple bobbing as he took a sip.

“You’re staring.” Katsuki looked away quickly, heat pooling in his face.
This guy was way too attractive for his own good, or for Katsuki’s own good at that.

“You’re nice to look at.” Deku responded.

Katsuki almost choked on his drink trying to suppress a laugh “That has to be the worst pick up line ever.” he sputtered
“It’s genuine though, you’re very attractive.” He was blunt, but his voice lacked any trace of the usual flirty attempt he’d usually get from other guys just looking to hook up. “You surprised me y’know.” He continued when Katsuki failed to answer.

“That so?”
“Mhm, it’s not everyday I meet someone with good taste in whiskey who also happens to have an unhealthy obsession with superhero comics.” Deku smiled smugly into his drink, he was teasing him.

And Katsuki liked it.
“I said that in confidence, you jackass.” Katsuki shoved Deku’s arm lightly, noticing, not so discreetly, how hard his muscles felt underneath his long sleeves.

Deku smiled warm and soft. A kind of smile that had no business making Katsuki’s stomach flip and his heart race.
“So you trust me?” Deku cocked his head to the side, his curls bouncing slightly.

“As much as I can trust a guy buying me drinks just to get me in bed.” And that’s just typical of Katsuki. Getting a little comfortable and then lashing out when he got too close to opening up
Deku though, looked hurt only for a second before narrowing his eyes. “I’m not going to lie, if you told me you wanted to have sex I wouldn’t say no.”

Katsuki scoffed, but Deku continued before he got the chance to say something back.
“But I like your company, I like your way of thinking, and how you talk about things you enjoy. I want to get to know you just as much as I would want to have sex with you.”
Katsuki’s eyes widened, his mouth slightly agape. His ears turned red with shame. He completely jumped to conclusions and lashed out to a guy who had been nothing but nice to him.
Deku stood from his stool next to Katsuki, leaving money on the counter enough for both of their drinks. Katsuki swallowed back his embarrassment.

“It really was nice meeting you Katsuki. I’ll see you.” And with that Deku strolled off to the stairs leading to the entrance,
shoulders slumped and head low.

/Fuck. Fuck. Fuck./
Katsuki always did this. It’s mostly why he was still single. Hell, it was why he was even set up on a blind date in the first place. And he had honestly liked Deku. The guy was nice and sincere. He could keep up with whatever Katsuki threw his way.
Before he could think it through Katsuki was rushing out behind Deku.

When he finally got outside he saw him walking away from the bar. He chased after him.

“Can I trust you?” Katsuki huffed out behind Deku as he turned around confused.
“Would you believe me if I said yes?” He replied.

Katsuki didn’t know. He didn’t even know what he wanted from Deku or why he chased him down. He only knew he liked him.
Before he could hold himself back he closed the distance between them and pulled Deku down to firmly press their lips together.

Deku went stiff with surprise before his hands found Katsuki’s hair and his body melted into the kiss.
Their lips were hot and rushed. Short breaths mixed into small groans. Katsuki snaked his arms around Deku’s neck as Deku grabbed him by the waist pulling him in closer. Katsuki’s head felt dizzy and his body only got hotter as the kiss deepend.
Deku was the first to pull away, shaking his head slightly as if he had to physically ground himself.

His voice was hoarse with need when he spoke. “I don’t want to give you the wrong impression.”
Deku’s hands burned where they were still gripping onto Katsuki, his growing desire and one too many drinks getting the best of him. “You’re not… I want this.”

Their faces less than an inch apart, Katsuki gave him a small peck before licking Deku’s bottom lip and taking it
into his mouth, sucking on it softly. Deku’s eyes closed and moaned into Katsuki’s mouth before he released.

“My place is close, but we’ll have to walk.” Deku’s voice was low and lustful. His big hands gave Katsuki a firm squeeze before pulling him closer and trailing kisses
from his lips to his jawline.

Katsuki shuddered, he knew this wasn’t the best idea. He just met Deku, and probably if he liked him it wasn’t the best choice.
But God his kisses felt like the left fire on his skin, and his hands felt strong and warm, and Katsuki couldn’t help feeling how big Deku was growing in his pants.

“M-my car, I have my car. We can drive there.” Katsuki said when he remembered how to speak.

“Lead the way.”
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After a few more rushed kisses they finally detached themselves long enough to get in Katsuki’s car.

“Just turn right here and go down three blocks, I live in the apartment building on that corner.” Deku led Katsuki, giving him directions to his place.
Deku put a hand on Katsuki’s thigh experimentally. His movements were slow and soft, like he was asking instead of taking.

“Katsuki, are you sure you want this?” Deku tried to cover the obvious lust in his voice, that only spurred Katsuki on.
“Hell yes.” The other replied without any hesitation. Katsuki had decided to shut off his brain for the night.

He really liked Deku and the man had a way of making Katsuki’s body react under even the slightest touch. He wants this.
They turned right where Deku had instructed, driving down the street and reaching the apartment building in less than five minutes.

It took them more time to get up to the floor Deku lived on, since they kept sucking face at any moment they could grab each other.
When they finally got to the apartment and closed the door behind them Katsuki surged forward, wrapping his arms around Deku’s neck. Their lips crashed together, wet, sloppy, and perfect. Deku reacted immediately, wrapping his arms around Katuki’s waist and turning them
so Katsuki was now pressed to the door.

His hands roamed the blonds body, leaving hot trails wherever he griped, tugged and squeezed. Pressing their bodies flush together, Katsuki rested his thigh in between Deku’s legs, moaning when he felt the others painfully hard cock.
/Fuck, its huge./

“You’re gonna break me with that thing.” Katsuki breathed out when they separated from the kiss. The words seemed to do something to Deku.

He chuckled softly, it would sound sweet if it weren’t for how turned on they both were. “I’ll take care of you baby.
Promise I’ll help, have you open up real nice before I even think of having you take me.”

The promise went straight to Katsuki’s cock. He wanted to have Deku open him up, kiss him, lick him, and finger him until there wasn’t anything left but to bury his cock inside Katsuki.
“A-ah, yes please. I want you.” Katsuki moaned, throaty and perfect. Deku kept an infuriatingly slow pace. As he kissed down the blonds jawline to his neck, sucking and licking on pale skin, not enough to mark but enough to keep eliciting sinful moans out of Katuski.
“Greedy little baby, I’ll make you feel good. Just be patient.” Deku detached himself from Katsuki, making him whine.

/Fucking whine/.
Deku tsked, grabbing onto Katsuki’s hand, pulling them towards the living room. “I’m not going to rush Katsuki, I want you to feel good.” He pressed soft kisses on Katsuki’s hand before letting go.

Katsuki nodded reluctantly, he could already feel his cock straining against
his jeans and precum wet through his underwear.

“I’m going to go grab something before we start, you can go down that hallway, the door at the end is the bedroom.” Deku closed the distance between them for a soft kiss, brushing their lips together momentarily before leaving
to a room nearby.

Katsuki did as he was told and walked down the hallway to a neat looking bedroom. The bed was huge, black on black bedding with dark green pillows tucked in perfectly. Katsuki almost felt bad knowing it was going to be undone in a matter of seconds.
He saw a flash of light peeking from the corner of the room and was greeted with a huge master bathroom. He looked straight at his reflection on big double mirrors on the wall. His lips were pink and swollen, his cheeks flushed and his hair was disheveled.
He hadn’t even been fucked yet.

He went over to the sink and splashed some water on his face. Adjusting his shirt and pants, he grimaced, feeling how hard he still was. Before he could adjust his cock into a less strained position, he heard footsteps coming from the bedroom.
“Katsuki?”

Coming back into the room, he saw how Deku placed a bottle of expensive whiskey down with two glasses filled with ice and the amber liquid.
“There you are, thought you’d run off.” He was already undoing the buttons on his shirt, revealing his broad chest and a lean ripped abdomen. He picked their glasses and took a slow sip, walking towards Katsuki.

Katsuki swallowed hard.
“Why the fuck would I leave before getting pounded?”

Deku almost spit out his whiskey but managed not to drop their drinks. “Didn’t expect you to be that blunt. But if you wanna get right to it I won’t complain.” He handed him his whiskey.
“Drink and come over to the bed.” He ordered.

Katsuki took the drink and took a small sip. The whiskey was good. Much better than the stuff they drank at the bar.
“Just how rich /are you/? I mean, you live in this big apartment building in a rich neighborhood, and just a glass of this must be worth more than the whole bottle at that bar.” Katsuki took another quick swing of his glass, relishing how it went down smoothly,
leaving a smoky cherry flavor behind.

“The fact that you can tell the quality of the whiskey is so sexy to me.” Deku laughed as he set down his now empty glass. “Honestly I’m a workaholic. That’s kind of the reason I went to that bar, had to relieve some stress.”
Katsuki came up to Deku, tentatively brushing his hands up his muscled torso and sliding his button up down his shoulders. Deku shivered at the touch, eyes glazing over.

“Wanna relieve some stress with me?” Katsuki teased. Deku’s smile was wicked in response.
He leaned in closer, grabbing Katsuki by the waist and pulling him flush to his chest. Dipping his head lower, he brushed their lips together before licking Katsuki’s bottom lip. He pressed his lips to Katsuki’s with a small sigh. It was softer now.
Slow and steady instead of rushed and sloppy.

Katsuki felt Deku fiddle with the hem of his shirt, and he helped shimmy off all his articles of clothing. Katsuki was left bare for the other to see and feel.
If Deku’s hands had been warm before now they burned, directly in contact with Katsuki’s sensitive skin.

Deku placed kisses down Katsuki’s neck, his shoulders, and the dip in between his pecs. Katsuki could one breath heavy, hands tangled in green curls.
Before he could react, Deku’s hands wandered down his back to grab at his ass. Katsuki held back a moan, and was soon lifted up by the back of his thighs.

He wrapped his legs around Deku’s middle, and the cocky bastard smiled up at him before kissing him earnestly.
He felt his body being laid down on the bed, Deku resting in between his legs.

He gasped when a big warm hand started tracing the inside of his thighs, brushing his cock slightly.

“Please please, touch me.” Katsuki moaned, looking down at Deku.
Deku kissed down to pretty pink nipples, brushing his bottom lip against the nub before taking it into his hot mouth, tongue lapping and sucking gently.

“Such a needy baby for me.” Deku muttered between his nipple.
Katsuki felt how Deku’s hand roamed up his length, his thumb rubbing on his throbbing head to spread his pre. He thrusted upwards, trying to gain more friction, but Deku’s other hand kept him pinned by the hip.
Achingly slow, Deku grabbed Katsuki’s cock and jerked him off with lazy, firm strokes. Katsuki hummed in approval, finally receiving some relief.

Deku started pumping Katsuki with slightly faster movements, eliciting pants and groans from the other.
His mouth kept his dutiful task over his now flushed nipples, rolling his tongue over it and sucking, letting go with a pop.

He started kissing a trail down Katsuki’s abdomen, finding the most sensitive areas to lick and suck. His mouth was doing wonders for Katsuki,
who already grew to his fully erect size in Deku’s grasp. Deku scooched down just enough to be comfortably in between Katsuki’s legs.

He pressed his lips at the base of his cock, his hand still giving steady friction. Katsuki sucked in a breath as he felt Deku lick up the
underside and back down to the base.

“/Fuck/ Deku,” Katsuki hissed, head falling back on the bed.

Deku hummed as he kept stroking his cock while his mouth moved to suck on his tip. “You’re being so good for me baby, I’ll give you what you want.”
Katsuki didn’t have time to ask what he was going to do before Deku was already taking his cock in his mouth. He moaned loudly, muscles tensing and face going flush. The soft, warm heat of Deku’s mouth wrapped and bobbed steadily around him, taking him in with expert movement.
It took less than a minute for Katsuki to feel a familiar coil build up, making him tense and his cock pulse ínside Deku’s mouth.

He must have noticed because as soon as it happened, he slowed his pace, tongue lapping and mouth sucking his length down.
Katsuki whimpered, shifting slightly.

“Please Deku, I want to come, please.” Katsuki begged shamelessly.

Deku shushed him softly, almost like a lull. Replacing his mouth for his hand, he reached up with the other hand and brushed two fingers to Katsuki’s lips,
adding a little pressure.

“Open for me.” He instructed, Katsuki was way past complaining and so he complied, allowing the two digits to enter his mouth. “Now, suck and wet them up real nice baby.”
Katsuki groaned, sucking and licking up the fingers that were fucking his mouth and exploring his tongue.

Deku pulled back his fingers with a sloppy pop from Katsuki’s mouth. He almost whined at the loss, but soon felt those same fingers skim softly at his rim.
“Baby you’re going to relax for me ok? You’re doing so good, so perfect. Let me make you feel good.” Deku’s praise shot straight to Katsuki’s cock, and if he had been stroking him any faster he might have cum right then and there.

“Mmm, hurry”
“So needy for it, be patient baby.” Deku teased at his rim a little more and, to Katsuki’s surprise, spit directly at it before applying slight pressure. He let one finger slide inside to the first knuckle, waiting for Katsuki to relax around it before pressing forward.
It dragged slowly in and out of Katsuki, rubbing up in his slow search.

Katsuki jolted slightly when the finger brushed and curved in a specific spot.

“Mm, there you go baby. How does that feel?” Deku asked, finger working on the bundle of nerves and his other hand still
giving slow strokes to the blonds erection.

“Good, felt good.” He managed to mutter between pants.

Deku hummed, pleased.
He let another finger inside, giving slow thrusts in and out, preparing Katsuki for a third finger. Katsuki squirmed tightening around the digits, causing Deku to moan low and guttural.

“Oh fuck baby, you’re taking it so well. You’re so perfect stretching out for me.”
Deku’s praise washed over Katsuki, making him squirm even more, searching for stimulation.

Deku’s fingers kept a relentless slow pace brushing over Katsuki’s prostate. Dragging in and out with enough pressure to make the blond clench his thighs and fist his hands at his sides.
Katsuki could see Deku’s patience was reaching its limit, his eyes scanning over his body, half lidded and full of arousal.

He gave an experimental squeeze to Deku’s fingers, making the drag feel rough. Deku groaned and sucked in a hiss, jaw clenching.
It had the desired effect, Deku was carefully taking out his fingers and placing his palms on the underside of Katsuki’s thighs. Katsuki looked down at how Deku was crouching between his thighs, his eyes widened when he realized what he was doing.
Without any warning, his tongue explored Katsuki’s stretched hole. His hands grabbed plentiful ass, spreading it enough to give him the best reach. Deku moaned into the taste, vibrating and making Katsuki shudder.
He placed delicate kisses along Katsuki’s inner thighs and placed him back down on the bed. Katsuki watched as Deku unbuckled his pants and stripped down in swift movements. Reaching over to the nightstand by the bed he came back up with a bottle of lube.
Katsuki’s eyes widened when they fell on Deku’s now exposed and throbbing cock.

/ Fuck I knew it was huge. /
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