okay so for reasons i need to get new body armour

is it bc...i quit my job and gave it all away? yes ..yes

but also im like 40 pounds heavier soooo probably woulda needed new ones anyways

point being they LITERALLY ASKED ME if i wanted to get it myself, like, find which ones i want and order it or if they should just get it for me

and i, in my incredible wisdom, was like nah youre gonna get the wrong kind theres the boobage issue its uncomfy imma get it

and then i ...forgot about it, for a A VERY LONG TIME

and now i HAVE TO GET IT DONE but theres way too many choices and i dont remember which ones i had before and uh...this was bad, this was a bad call, i did a bad https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

me: which level do i want? why is there 4? which one...which one do i want?

him: well...the difference is in wh-

me: JUST TELL ME WHICH ONES TO GEEEEEEEEET https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

like...the questions is like "which guns do you think youre going to get shot at with"

which like

none
i expect to get shot at with zero guns
o.o

like the being shot is not part of the plan? i dont know which ones theyll bring...like when things go wrong? i dont..wh?

if anything this is just making it worse