okay so for reasons i need to get new body armour
is it bc...i quit my job and gave it all away? yes ..yes
but also im like 40 pounds heavier soooo probably woulda needed new ones anyways
is it bc...i quit my job and gave it all away? yes ..yes
but also im like 40 pounds heavier soooo probably woulda needed new ones anyways
point being they LITERALLY ASKED ME if i wanted to get it myself, like, find which ones i want and order it or if they should just get it for me
and i, in my incredible wisdom, was like nah youre gonna get the wrong kind theres the boobage issue its uncomfy imma get it
and i, in my incredible wisdom, was like nah youre gonna get the wrong kind theres the boobage issue its uncomfy imma get it
and then i ...forgot about it, for a A VERY LONG TIME
and now i HAVE TO GET IT DONE but theres way too many choices and i dont remember which ones i had before and uh...this was bad, this was a bad call, i did a bad
and now i HAVE TO GET IT DONE but theres way too many choices and i dont remember which ones i had before and uh...this was bad, this was a bad call, i did a bad

me: which level do i want? why is there 4? which one...which one do i want?
him: well...the difference is in wh-
me: JUST TELL ME WHICH ONES TO GEEEEEEEEET


him: well...the difference is in wh-
me: JUST TELL ME WHICH ONES TO GEEEEEEEEET




like...the questions is like "which guns do you think youre going to get shot at with"
which like
none
i expect to get shot at with zero guns
o.o
like the being shot is not part of the plan? i dont know which ones theyll bring...like when things go wrong? i dont..wh?
which like
none
i expect to get shot at with zero guns
o.o
like the being shot is not part of the plan? i dont know which ones theyll bring...like when things go wrong? i dont..wh?