Over the years, I've talked to 3 billionaires.

Here's what we talked about (and what I learned):

1/ **In the gardening area at Home Depot**

Billionaire 1: Excuse, could you tell me where I can find potting fertilizer?

Me: Sorry, I don't work here. But I think it's one row over.

LESSON: Don't wear your Home Depot Halloween costume to Home Depot when it's not Halloween.

2/ **Sent cold email to a billionaire**

Me: Hi sir, I have studied your career on Wikipedia and would like to pick your brain.

Billionaire 2: This is the 500th email you've sent with the same text. I'm notifying authorities.

LESSON: Canada has strong digital anti-spam laws.

3/ **I put a meme up on Twitter**

Me: Wow, I hope this meme hits.

Elon Musk: [Taps "like" on the meme on his iPhone]

LESSON: Elon likes to use Twitter.

4/ All jokes aside, the homie Chris crushed it with this thread: https://twitter.com/chrishlad/status/1380548368343121931