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[He’s definitely not thinking about Henry.
(...)
Except for when he is. Which is always.]
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yeah it’s quite obvious
(...)
Except for when he is. Which is always.]
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yeah it’s quite obvious
[Henry enters stage right.
His suit is black, smooth, elegant. Perfect. Alex wants to rip it off.]
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say no more baby
His suit is black, smooth, elegant. Perfect. Alex wants to rip it off.]
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say no more baby
[He’s not even into British accents. He’s into Henry’s British accent.]
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I can’t kiss again please
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I can’t kiss again please
I loooove nora she’s so funny
[He reaches the nearest wall, shoves Henry against it, and crushes their mouths together.]
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as he should
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as he should
damn this escalated so quickly they’re on the table kissing right now whatttt
[He drops a hand onto Henry’s thigh, feeling the electrical pulse there, the smooth fabric over hard muscle. He pushes up, up, and Henry’s hand slams down over his, digging his nails in.]
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oh hello
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oh hello


omg yay secret date
is there gonna be smut?? I’m so in for it

[He doesn’t, he reminds himself, even have feelings for the guy. Really.]
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yeah we’ll see about that
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yeah we’ll see about that
[He settles for pulling Henry in by the sway of his waist, pressing their bodies flush.]
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yassssss
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yassssss
[Henry looks up at him, expectant, hungry.]
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HANDBDJDJDJRJD
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HANDBDJDJDJRJD
[He opens his eyes to see Henry bringing his hand demurely up to his elegant royal mouth to spit on it.]
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SBSJDJDJRJ YES YES YES YES
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SBSJDJDJRJ YES YES YES YES
[He keeps eye contact and his rhythm at the same time...]
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I don’t even know what to say at this point
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I don’t even know what to say at this point
[Henry leans across the pillow to Alex and presses a soft kiss to his mouth, and Alex feels fingertips brush over his jaw.]
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aw
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aw

[He’s sweating. It’s February in Connecticut, and Alex is sweating under his coat.]
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of course he is!! he’s watching a fucking sex god
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of course he is!! he’s watching a fucking sex god
[...and Alex feels like he’ll pass out or scream if he doesn’t get his hands on Henry soon...]
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you horny little dog
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you horny little dog
I love this so much omg their emails were so cute
[You’re a mad, spiteful, unmitigated demon, and I’m going to kiss you until you forget how to talk.]
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this is so cute omg
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this is so cute omg
[...and Alex’s heart goes so fucking weird that he has to put his head in his hands for a full minute.
(But, like. It’s fine. It’s not a whole thing.)]
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cut the crap man
(But, like. It’s fine. It’s not a whole thing.)]
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cut the crap man
[When he sees Henry next at a gala in Berlin, and he feels that gravitational pull, chases it down in the back of a limo, and binds Henry’s wrists to a hotel bedpost with his own necktie, he knows himself better.]
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ugh the kink shsndjdjdjdn
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ugh the kink shsndjdjdjdn
[...I will staple your dick to the inside of your leg if that keeps it in your fucking pants.”]
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damn woman
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damn woman
[It’s become a thing: baby. He knows it’s become a thing. He’s slipped up and accidentally said it a few times, and each time, Henry positively melts...]
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omg omg omg






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omg omg omg








oh poor henry :( I wanna hug him
[“I miss you,” Alex says before he can stop himself.
He instantly regrets it, but Henry says, “I miss you too.”]
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ugh please just get together
He instantly regrets it, but Henry says, “I miss you too.”]
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ugh please just get together
pez is very relatable love him lol
// nsfw
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damnnn they’re gonna have an4l s3x nekendkehdnd sheesh
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damnnn they’re gonna have an4l s3x nekendkehdnd sheesh
henry calling alex love

phillip is a huge bitch
[As soon as the door is closed behind them, Henry slams him up against it.]
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dayummmm
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dayummmm
[Alex juts out his chin, grinningly defiant. “Then tell me to do it, sweetheart.”
And Henry, tonguing the corner of his own mouth, tugs hard to undo Alex’s belt and says, “Fuck me.”]
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oh lord YAS
And Henry, tonguing the corner of his own mouth, tugs hard to undo Alex’s belt and says, “Fuck me.”]
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oh lord YAS
[For his part, he misses Henry’s bed, Henry’s body...]
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tell himmmmm
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tell himmmmm
[“He leans down and presses a kiss into Alex’s hair.
(...)
Henry kisses his mouth over and over again and says quietly, “You are good.”]
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that’s just amazing
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Henry kisses his mouth over and over again and says quietly, “You are good.”]
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that’s just amazing
zahra is losing her shirt over henry and alex lol
[“Also,” she says. “I am so sorry to do this, sugar. But you’re off the campaign.”]
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WHAT??? NO!!!!
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WHAT??? NO!!!!
[“Also, fun fact: LBJ was obsessed with his own dick,” Nora adds. “He called it Jumbo and would whip it out all the time. Like, in front of colleagues, reporters, anybody.”]
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okayyyyy moving on from the grossness
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okayyyyy moving on from the grossness
[Well, Alex is so in love he could die.]
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HDNSNDJSJDJ YAY
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HDNSNDJSJDJ YAY
[“I’m going to let you say what you need to say,” Henry says flatly, “so you can leave.”
Alex stares. “What, and then we’re over?”]
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oh that’s nice :’)
Alex stares. “What, and then we’re over?”]
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oh that’s nice :’)
henry gave alex his signet ring

[Hey, have I told you lately that you’re brave? I still remember what you said to that little girl in the hospital about Luke Skywalker: “He’s proof that it doesn’t matter where you come from or who your family is.” Sweetheart, you’re proof too.]
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I can’t
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I can’t

[I love you terribly...]
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I’m gonna cry
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I’m gonna cry
[5. All the things I understand about myself now because of you.]
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lovestruck 101
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lovestruck 101
why can’t everyone just let them be happy togetherrr god this is revolting
[He reaches under the bed and gropes in the dark until he finds it: a bottle of Maker’s. The emergency stash.
“Salud,” he mutters under his breath, and he unscrews the top.]
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oh no :(
“Salud,” he mutters under his breath, and he unscrews the top.]
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oh no :(
[“Was I not clear? Everyone, out, now,” she says. “I need to talk to my son.”]
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we are sooooo fucked :)
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we are sooooo fucked :)
I hate society omg. this is who we fucking are. we have a say about EVERYTHING. alex had a whole panic attack bc of the press and henry is probably locked in his room with his grandma guarding it. I hate everything right now
[“I’m sorry,” is what comes out of Alex’s mouth, miserably, earnestly, muffled against Henry’s throat. “It’s my fault. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry.”
Henry releases him, hands on his shoulders, jaw set. “Don’t you dare. I’m not sorry for a thing.”]
Henry releases him, hands on his shoulders, jaw set. “Don’t you dare. I’m not sorry for a thing.”]
prince catherine standing up for her son to queen mary like the baddest bitch I love it
[Henry pulls Alex close and kisses him, whispers, “I love you I love you I love you,” and it doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter if anyone sees.]
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yay yay yay

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yay yay yay



stupid disgusting richards ewww what he did to luna was gross man ew ew ew bye

[Henry shakes his head without picking it up from the pillow, so his cheek squishes against it. It’s cute.]
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[(“Like a common vagrant?” Queen Mary asked.
“Shut up, Mum,” Catherine said.)]
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get it girllll
“Shut up, Mum,” Catherine said.)]
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get it girllll
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