đŸŒșOnewe as Flowers + Care Instructions (because it's spring)

The Poppy Hoon

- Prefers being planted alongside other plants
- Needs constant attention (just try to ignore it, I dare you)
- Not dog safe yet (but we're working on it)
- Sings in the moonlight
- Water 10 times a day
The Galaxy Flower (Hyungu Cultivars)

- Needs a lot of coaxing to bloom (at first)
- Impossible to water properly (it's either too much or too little and it will make a fuss either way)
- Needs reading to it at least once a week
- Will cause relationship drama in your flowerbeds
The (Gentle) Tiger Lily

- The most adaptable flower you will ever meet (also the gentlest)
- Can be used for literally anything (including fixing broken doors)
- Excellent at increasing stamina and fitness (will even give workout tips)
- For best results, plant next to a Gundam
The Son Flower

- Made of actual sunshine (so please wear sunglasses)
- Guaranteed to make your garden a happier, brighter place
- Impeccable blooms and foliage (could give us all fashion advice tbh)
- Requires frequent photoshoots to flourish (may ask you to sign a contract)
The Leopard (Print) Lily

- WARNING: is much taller than it looks, make sure to give it enough space when considering were to plant it
- HAMSTER SAFE
- Will surround itself with leopard print (so much leopard print)
- Is Bluetooth compatible and has access to soundcloud.
I made this very late at night and I'm not sorry 😂🙈
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