I'm going to watch the film Cats and this is my reaction thread

DUM DUM (intro beats)

I see the moon

This is creepy music why does that statue look like a demon cat

Oh oh no no human moving cats are scary

This is nightmare material

The containments of that bag grew when the lady threw it away

Oh no wait theyre just small but look human sized

I recognise some voices

I have no clue what this movie is about- well- cats

Piccadilly square?

What the fk is a jellicle

Why does the group always leave and the newbie gets left behind

Im repeating: this is nightmare material

This looks like a failed high school modern dance and theatre project

Why is there so much modern dancing

Ooh sparkly jacket

Oh so apparently jellicle comes from dear little cats

Whos that actress of fat amy again because shes in this movie and some angles are ehh unflattering

Mini fat cats?

Chorusline of cockroaches????

WHY DID SHE ZIP OPEN HER SKIN TO REVEAL ANOTHER OUTFIT

Funky cat?

He do be having a fancy fake fur coat

Pffs show off

Damn that is one attention seeking cat

James corden!?!??

Did he just poof her away

He- he has a bow tie in his fur

Those props look REALLY fake

Oop another cat went poof

Cat burglars?

Are they gonna kiss-

Theres more singing in here than dialogue

DAME JUDI DENCH

She is better than this movie

OOOOH THE ACTOR OF COGSWORTH FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

Why do they keep singing but whispering

What is this weird cult like activity

There is actually a star thing on the ground wow

Funky cat is back

Jesus i have an hour to go

Why are those cats wearing shoes like humans

Hey wait i recognise this song

'You have beautiful ghosts'

The tempo of the movie has really slowed down

Railway cat?

HEY TAYLOR SWIFT

Magic?