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Excuses to skip meals, a thread
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The pretty famous expression, I had a big breakfast//lunch, I ate before I came home
Pretend to have diarrhea and stay in the bathroom until your family is almost over
Tell your family you have homework to do and ask to take your food in your room
Play around with your food and hide it underneath
Say “im the best anorexic” and leave the table dramatically
Pretend to be sick. Sick yes appetite no.
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Pretend to find a hair in your food, who wants to eat after they have found a hair in their food
Get into the shower just a bit before the meal so you can miss it
If you are with friends and eating is inevitable drop it “accidentally “ on the floor
