Was messing around with my north friends that we all south Indians aka dravidians are true Hindus n yall don't know anything lmao convo was so funny😭
Consider this thread a light hearted joke
I won't be surprised if caravan publishes this "dravidian invasion theory" 😭😂
It started when I said,
But regional sentiments that ppl hold close > than anything.
That's how it works atm.
My narthie fren🗣 - All regional cultures are equally beautiful. And this diversity is what makes this country the best in the world.
Me 💆🏻‍♀️- I didn't deny that.
Σ Regional cultures = Sanathana Dharma.
The more strongly someone feels about their regional culture. The authentic ones. Not some crap. The more stronger Hinduism will be.
But see this All naarthies are Abrahamic. Case closed 🤣😭
🗣 ay ay
💆🏻‍♀️ - Only southie supremacy 😡
*Dravidian invasion theory*
🗣 this tweet is so racist
💆🏻‍♀️ racism against you all is very much valid 😂
🗣We’ll impose hindi on you soon 😈
💆🏻‍♀️ The only way you can do that is buy opening more bombaystaan and gangotree.I learnt Hindi to order my favourite chaat.
Vedas were written in Tamil first and then used Google translate into Sanskrit.
🗣Wait, so Kabirdas, Soordas, Mirabai, all Abrahamic?
💆🏻‍♀️Yess. Deal with it.
🗣 Your dravidion tribal religion
We are true Hindus😡
💆🏻‍♀️We gave you local gods for your Aryan deities to merge with. You're barbaric horse riding invaders. Go back to the Steppes you foreigner!And take Jaggi with you plis
🗣 What steppes lol, our land stretched from east Iran to south east Asia. Y’all are tribals
💆🏻‍♀️ Egalitarian tribals who ruled all of the world from LeMuRiA. Who are you? Oppressive of the nature worshippers. Bringer of inequality. Tormentor of women. Pffttt
🗣 accha interesting.
💆🏻‍♀️ yes it is unlike your Aryan religion.That's why everyone left it for Budhhism.
🗣We wrote Vedas in the ganga plains 😌 y’all claim our vedas, some serious inferiority complex.
💆🏻‍♀️If you guys were so smart why did you write Vedas after coming to India?
Why didn't you write it in your homelands?
You below IQ chimps. We had oral tradition. You came here took our ideas and claimed it was yours. First IPR violation was by you.
Also, why aren't other members in the gc active now,got wiped out by the barbaric horse riding Aryans?😂
🗣You sure you didn't give their bali in another of youd gOdDeSs rituals?
💆🏻‍♀️- Abbey women don't speak in your religion. Wear a veil go sit in the kitchen.
🗣At least we have veils 💅💅 and don't put bReAsT tax
💆🏻‍♀️Was gonna say you don't put shoe tax on people who don't have legs.
( that was dark ik)
🗣lol there are women warriors in excavations found, they even found a chariot wheel dating to 4000 BC at baghpath. We’ve always been here.South people were tribals and adopted our culture
🗣 Speaking of shoes, don't you still walk without shoes and socks, IN THE MODERN WORLD? in your "energy centres" of temples?
💆🏻‍♀️Literally no proof that was Aryans. It was Dravidians all the while. As usual you like to take credit for everything.
💆🏻‍♀️ Don't you wear one big black sock from head to toe cause some insecure desert cult leader didn't want other men looking at his innunberabyco concubines?
🗣 Lmaoo we even knew prosthetics back then, ever heard of Queen Vishpala?
🗣Yes she’s mentioned as a warrior with a prosthetic leg in our vedas😌This is 1500 BC btw, the time when these tribals used to be cannibals.
Dravida LITERALLY refers to your geographical location you 💅 uncivilized 💅 separationist.
🗣THE WORD HINDU LITERALLY COMES FROM INDUS, A RIVER INTEGRAL TO OUR CIVILISATION. Y'ALL NEVER REACHED THE INDUS LOL.
💆🏻‍♀️ The word Hindu is as old as rig veda. There are several other testimonies too. Reading romalia Thapar eh😂
💆🏻‍♀️Adi shankaracharya is drivida shishu. He saved you all 👍Shankaracharya, Ramanujacharya etc are all Dravidians.
🗣Acharya literally comes from Sanskrit? You didn’t even know sanskrit and developed your languages from sanskrit eh
💆🏻‍♀️Aachari is a Tamil caste name..
You stole it
🗣 guys I'm done, im changing sides
💆🏻‍♀️ This isn't gender to keep changing it every day.
🗣Bhuna mam pakka regionalist. Anyways. See our goddess 😌
💆🏻‍♀️Vedic religion has no idols. Did you forget that again? 😂 Or are you stealing our culture, again?
🗣hahaha seals and statues found in Harappa go brrr
💆🏻‍♀️Dravaidian gods. Linga, pashupati seal etc. Indus valley = Dravidian civilization.
Harappa script deciphered with Tamil grammar and not Sanskrit. Aryans : let's steal another culture's idea.
🗣You literally have the highest Muslim breeding grounds and ricebag converts
💆🏻‍♀️ Lmao ever read about missionaries in Haryana and rajasthan??
🗣 Your Sadguru couldn’t even free temples.Our based Kedarnath temple priest got it freed from government by protesting in 1 degree cold
💆🏻‍♀️ State government has allocated Rs.720 crore for welfare of archakas,1000 year old temple is renovated,bjp government is in power in center peeeepooo. At least we have more temples to protect?
Your Baba ramdev is the ideal Aryan male?He can't even bench press 5 Kilos.
🗣 andu gondu, andu gondu.Yelo Dravidians YOUR LANGUAGE.All the Hindu texts are written in Sanskrit, Cope harder with your sangam literature lmao
💆🏻‍♀️ I can see the frustration right here young lad, calm down 😂
💆🏻‍♀️ Still it's the closest to sanskrit the language all of you hold high 😌🤚🏻Atleast we have pure language, not contaminated with Arabic words, maula mere maula ahh ahhh ahhh
🗣Look at Southern history, the Cholas Cheras and Pandyas always fought among themselves. The empires in the northern region United everyone under sanatan dharma and started bhagwa movement.
💆🏻‍♀️ Palas pratiharas n rashtrakutas literally drained all d wealth of Aryan dynasties.
💆🏻‍♀️And the Rajputs did what? UniTy?
🗣 lol the Rajputs actually fought on the front battle lines on the north western front, you cannot even march our legacy, they took the head blow for y’all while y’all were eating idli dosa 🤡
💆🏻‍♀️ It was because of you Aryans that we had everyone whine that ' India never ivaded another country '. The cholas of the south. Absolutely Chad. Took over all of South East Asia. Calm down puny Aryan.
This isn't done yet but ok lmaoo 😭
Let me know if I should post pt2🤣
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